I'm fed up
and bored of life again. I have Monday blues and guilt from not doing enough productive things at the weekend.

Although I shouldn't be whinging, I start a new pole class tomorrow night with Applebite, I'm going to Alton Towers at the weekend and I'm off to Tenerife next Tuesday.

But it's still Monday so meh.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How much are poles?
My mate has her status as "whoop I can now afford a pole" I didn't think it would be something you had to save up for it's just a metal tube.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

she may mean a plumber?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

They're around £150
plus delivery. You can't get really cheap versions, although I do know a stripper who just went to a builders yard and asked for some scaffolding.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I don't really care but didn't being helpful cheer you up a little?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

You're right, it did a little. I like it when you're nice to me, it's less exhausting.
But then you took it away again so now I'm sad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Cheer up grumpy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I'm ok
I'm not at Monty levels of grumpiness, just Monday blues.

Just knowing you care is getting me through the day.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

*huggle wuggles*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Who are you and what have you done with Chompy?

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I'm just trying to encourage her to open up a bit
so I can then make her cry by pointing out that she's acting like a needy spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I hate you
you're shit and dull.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Really?
but it's just a shiny pole.... how can they justify £150?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Because in the right club it'll pay for itself several times over in the first night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

It needs an adjustable base attaching to it, it has to be perfectly smooth
and it has to have a top on it that will spread the pressue enough that it doesn't poke a hole through your ceiling.

Plus the X-poles, which are £150, are adjustable and transportable.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

yeah. but none of that justifies much more than about fifty quid, really.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

It does when your semi naked girlfriend is gyrating around it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

fair point.
although i'd still rather spend the justified fifty on the pole and the other hundred on, ooh, say, her attire.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

a really nice burkha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

well no
but supply and demand and all that, if people didn't pay that they wouldn't charge it.

I can't have a pole in my house because of my stupid suspended ceiling, so I looked into getting a free standing pole. They're £500.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

You can get them around my way for about £4/hour, and if they don't like it, you can report them and get them deported.

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THIS WAS FUNNY

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

For you.
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( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I lol'd

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)