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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well we've had boredom and fed up.
What is everyone else feeling right now?

Can I state that meh IS a valid state of mind and should be in the dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:18, 156 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Pretty happy, actually
My preorder album came early. 2 weeks early. From America. As a result I'm listening to it before it comes out here and I have a button badge with the Pope's face on it.

edit: AND A LUNCH DATE YESSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Well currently I'm the only one here
out of a team of ten and we have 1200 users. It's payroll day. I've felt better.

Luckily, I'm currently in a lull so I can have a bit of a whinge on the internet about it. Luckily for me, I mean. Not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Well write it in and stop whinging then.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
It is in the urban dictionary though.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I'm sure I heard on the radio that it's in the running for the next dictionary update, along with stuff like lol
I could be making that up though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I'm fed up
and bored of life again. I have Monday blues and guilt from not doing enough productive things at the weekend.

Although I shouldn't be whinging, I start a new pole class tomorrow night with Applebite, I'm going to Alton Towers at the weekend and I'm off to Tenerife next Tuesday.

But it's still Monday so meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
How much are poles?
My mate has her status as "whoop I can now afford a pole" I didn't think it would be something you had to save up for it's just a metal tube.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
she may mean a plumber?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
They're around £150
plus delivery. You can't get really cheap versions, although I do know a stripper who just went to a builders yard and asked for some scaffolding.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I don't really care but didn't being helpful cheer you up a little?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
You're right, it did a little. I like it when you're nice to me, it's less exhausting.
But then you took it away again so now I'm sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Cheer up grumpy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I'm ok
I'm not at Monty levels of grumpiness, just Monday blues.

Just knowing you care is getting me through the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)
*huggle wuggles*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Who are you and what have you done with Chompy?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I'm just trying to encourage her to open up a bit
so I can then make her cry by pointing out that she's acting like a needy spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I hate you
you're shit and dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)
Really?
but it's just a shiny pole.... how can they justify £150?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Because in the right club it'll pay for itself several times over in the first night?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
It needs an adjustable base attaching to it, it has to be perfectly smooth
and it has to have a top on it that will spread the pressue enough that it doesn't poke a hole through your ceiling.

Plus the X-poles, which are £150, are adjustable and transportable.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
yeah. but none of that justifies much more than about fifty quid, really.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
It does when your semi naked girlfriend is gyrating around it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
fair point.
although i'd still rather spend the justified fifty on the pole and the other hundred on, ooh, say, her attire.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
a really nice burkha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
well no
but supply and demand and all that, if people didn't pay that they wouldn't charge it.

I can't have a pole in my house because of my stupid suspended ceiling, so I looked into getting a free standing pole. They're £500.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)
You can get them around my way for about £4/hour, and if they don't like it, you can report them and get them deported.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
THIS WAS FUNNY

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
For you.
thechive.com/2010/09/03/im-eating-corndogs-here-are-some-more-gifs/gifki_05-6/
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
I lol'd

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Your mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Huzzah!
Lucky cow.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I feel ill
I'm feeling proper sorry for myself too.

I might have a nice mug of hot chocolate in a minute, see if that perks me up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Aw! surely the weekend shennanigans was worth it though?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I can't remember very much of the weekend
I was slaughtered.

I woke up on a sofa 40 miles away from home.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I'd be impressed if the sofa was just in the middle of a field.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
No, it wasn't sadly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
try harder, man.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
The pain I've been in for the last 2 days
suggests I tried hard enough.

I'm just not match fit anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
that was immediately my first image.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Relieved
Now I've realised I can't afford to live in my house anymore, and have to move, it's a real relief.

I'm sick of paying for everything, not sharing any bills, etc.

Just hope my new neighbours are alright!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
frustrated I can feel myself coming close to a flounce so I am going to remove myself from the field of play
for a while. On a positive note I am going to see Scott Pilgrim vs The World tomorrow, and Thursday and Saturday. So I hope I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Removing yourself from the field of play
IS FLOUNCING.

Don't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
really I thought flouncing was
having a bit of a whinge, slating people and throwing your toys out of the pram?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Nope
It's more 'I'm never coming on B3ta again. I hate you all. Goodbye. I'm leaving now. You'll be sorry.'

Followed by either
1) a new account
2) the old account and a 'I'm back. Did you all miss me?'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I wouldn't do one of those
I meant a strop then.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
what you stropping about?
Are people being mean to you about your constant name changing?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
ah fuck it don't worry about it.
would be the wrong move I am certain. I like my new name, what's wrong with a bit of variety?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I like it to
stops confusing my vanity searches.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Have I been too mean to you?
Was it the semi comment? I'm sorry, I'm sure you could get to 3/4.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Of course not you spacker
I have no problem with mean people I couldn't care less, it's funny. Like I said don't worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
you can't semi flounce
that's like when people say "I'm so upset, things can't get any worse!" on Facebook, so you write "what's up?" and they go "I can't talk about it".
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
this really annoys me
along with passive aggressive statements like 'if SOMEONE had bothered doing blah-blah, then things woyld be much better'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)
I'm not semi flouncing.
Stop using semi btw. There are certain elements to this OT thing that wind me up but I have no control over them so trying not to worry about it. Apologies for using the wrong terminology but if you cast your eyes upwards and to the left a bit you will see I pulled out of the flounce when I realised I wasn't flouncing.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)
out of interest
what elements annoy you?

/May be used in future
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Nice of you to feign interest however even I am not thick enough to provide the room with more ammo.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)
I'm sure there are elements that annoy everyone.
And by elements I mean Psychochomps.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)
exactly so I'll just keep a lid on it.
Apologies for misleading you about some potential drama.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)
I'm in the top 10 of people on here thank you very much.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)
as defined by who?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)
Name 9 other b3tans you think about in the shower.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)
But in order to have an absolute reference, that suggests we must all think about the same 10 b3tans
whilst we shower.

And that you think about yourself in the shower.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)
No top 10 list is an absolute reference.
And of course I think about myself in the shower, or else I'd forget to wash.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)
begrudgingly
this amused me
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)
It wasn't voluntary!!
BELIEVE ME. I had to scrub extra hard to get rid of it.

Don't you dare strike that through.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)
We need a league table, like /talk
JUST TO CEMENT /OT AS A MASSIVE CLIQUE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)
/talk has a league table?
Has Amorous Douchebag put himself at the top of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)
and /board too
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html

Ooh, SexFace is on top.


...fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)
ahh but number of posts does not denote quality
unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Sadly
I'll have you know I used to be on that league table :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)
quite the reverse, in fact

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)
won't make much difference either way
/pushes over the edge
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Or changing your name to RogerTheStarfish?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
You beauty!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Name WIN.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Muse Win
you - not the crap band
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Can't wait to see that can't wait can't wait can't wait
I will drag someone at some point. (to Scott Pilgrim)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
am pretty excited to be honest. Me being a sucker I found myself now owning all the graphic novels and the soundtrack

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I haven't read 6 yet
I love comic!Scott, he's so cute. And I do enjoy Michael Cera doesn't look a million miles away from it either.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I was wondering if he was a one trick pony after Superbad
but having seen him in Juno and Youth in Revolt I am fast becoming a fan. Plus Edgar Wright did this so it's bound to be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I like your name.
I also loved the comics. I feel I am Roxie.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
cheers Lamps,

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Hmm...self-righteous but a little apprehensive
I've just posted the letter of complaint I mentioned this morning. Having popped it in the letterbox, I've got that sneaking suspicion that there's an embarrassing typo in it. More importantly, I wonder whether it's too indignant now that I've calmed down since Friday. But I was livid at the time, so perhaps it's alright.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I'm feeling my enormous penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Why, what's she doing there?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

my an
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
schoolgirl strikethrough error, there.

Edit. You terrible fucking Ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Schoolgirl?
Shall I wear pigtails?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
depends, really.
on what you plan to do.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Look daft really.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)
mnnngghghhhghggnnn

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Are you from 'Belmand Province'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I read that as 'Bell-end Province'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

nce ded
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

my a ladyboy's
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Pretty chilled
Had an ace curry in Whitechapel last night which made me happy and now I'm waiting for it to stop raining so I can walk the bastard dog. Got bugger all to do for the next two weeks so all is dandy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
where did you go?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Can't remember the name
My mate's old man owns an upmarket tapas place by Liverpool Street, he always tells us of little hidden away places that are ace and where people 'who know their stuff' go. He's never wrong. It was just up the road from Whitechapel tube but I don't suppose that helps one iota.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
More importantly there where did you go for this curry...
What did you order?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I meant for the curry, Jeff.
If he didn't go to Tayyab's (or Needoo's) he's an imbecile.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
I'm a imbecile.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Bombay Aloo with rice and chipatis.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
That is your side dishes sorted
What did you get of substance?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Is a chipati like a chapati but made from potato?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Lassitude
of the highest order. And a bit contrary
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
You are an Indian milk-based beverage?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Or a Border Collie?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
or a Yorkshire girl

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I just did a list...
...of all the things that need doing around the house before Winter hits and it has made me feel very responsible but sad. DIY is shit and spending money on 'fixing' or 'doing-up' is doubly so. I want to blow my cash on fun stuff instead.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
^This.
I just cannot be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I'm feeling pretty good
I got chatted up Saturday, didn't drink at all on Sunday so I don't have a hangover, and i've got Friday off because i'm off to Sweden.

I'm sure something shitty will happen just to bring me back down to earth with a bump.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I knew I shouldn't have sat on that toilet seat

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
So the chatting up you experienced....
Has it led to a date?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)
No, i'm not great with women
She asked if I "Facebooked" and I laughed in her face
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Was she 12?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
You jest...
i'm guessing she was about 20. I'm 34 in April.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Well why not join the social networking revolution
And get in touch with her?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
I do have a Facebook account
but it's just there so my friends who have reproduced dont get pissed off because I cant see their sodding baby photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)
My facebook account is more like a second B3ta.
God knows what my real life friends think.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Why don't you ask both of them?
did you see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
: (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)
the latest one is apparently Blackberry messaging
where kids give each other their PIN and then they converse. My office junior started a conversation with "this guy keeps pinning me". I had to ask her to explain it and I felt well old.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
is that what that is
Loads of people on my facebook all changed their status' to 'blackberry pin blah blah' at the same time. Freaked me out a little.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I don't even own a Blackcurrent

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)
How does that work?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I think it's like adding someone on facebook
you have to swap pins to be able to message each other, if you don't have someone's pin you can't see them on the network. I haven't actually seen it but it sounds like a little Facebook network just for Blackberry users.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I don't understand it.
I'll call the Daily Mail and ask them to write a scare story about it. That'll sort it out once and for all!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
PAEDOPHILES PINNING TEENAGERS OUTRAGE!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)
Can anyone else see the penis in this logo? It's badly proportioned, but deffo there

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
it looks a little bit crooked, but yes

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I dunno, it's tenuous

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Are you using the CC as balls and working to the right? if so tenuous. If not where is this hiding penis I must see?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)
CC as the balls, B as the head, shaft is microcock sized.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I was somehow trying
to shoehorn the EU into being a bell end. That is a freaky looking cock.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)
ohhh, yah', I see that too now, the 'ill' being the shaft

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I am now looking at client logo's trying to find rude pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)
ditto

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)
so far I have an implied breast and that's it
and even that is pushing it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)
mine looks like it was designed by a 'tard
but no CDC :(
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)
try the logo for the Office of Government Commerce
with your head tilted to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Hi small, but popular corner of b3ta that has trouble communicating with me
How are you all for trolls?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)
Trip trip tripping across the bridge.
Thank you very much.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)
The thickest person on our team is explaining a task to the next thickest
I've had to leave the room as I can feel a gigantic headache building behind my left eye. If I have to listen to one more word that reveals how she lacks a fundamental grasp of her job and does the whole thing by rote that eye will be fired from my head on a geyser of blood and burning brain tissue to bounce off her flatscreen with a SPLUDDUT noise and ricochet off her sloping forehead as I collapse forward in blessed braindeath release.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)
oh lol, goatse

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Spaced.
Pinched sciatic nerve + drugs = floaty blissful
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)
You poor sod.
Are you managing to hobble about?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Yup.
Helped son move his stuff out on Sunday and turned around while handing his toolbag over.
Took a couple of tramadol this morning (couldn't find the brufen) so no pain for a while.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)
LOOK AT ME I'M DANCING

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Well done.
More of this sort of thing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)
borderlands?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)
Why have you made your name even gayer?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Long story my love
why don't you call me later and we can chat about it xxxx
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)
I can imagine this.
Electric boogaloo?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)
I was tempted to do a dancing man in text... then I remembered this....
bash.org/?4281
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

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