"Runaway hay bale kills ELO cellist "
How's that for a headline?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:19, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've spent the day trying to come up with an ELO lyric bon mot
but I have failed miserably as I only know 2 ELO songs
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

'Mr Hay Bale'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

That was the only one I could come up with

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Evil Woman.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Was that an ELO reference or just a slight on my good character?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

You have a good character?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Very very sadface here

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Don't be sadface.
Would a 'helicopter' cheer you up?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I'm watching GoldenEye for the first time
It's very very very funny. Keep it in your pants
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

'Sadface' to 'funny' in two posts.
Moodychops.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I'm quite capricious

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Roll Over Edwards

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

??!
Also, we've had sirens going off for the last 20 mins. OH SOUTH LONDON
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Roll Over Beethoven was
a very famous cover of theirs.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)

10538 Overstraw

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Horace Wimp
This is your life
Go out and get
Twatted by a hay bale
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

The lyrics were prophetic, weren't they?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Yes
they were pathetic
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)

a bit of a random way to snuff it
still, could be worse
( zulu eh?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I've already seen this posted on here
And it would make for a good story too, apart from the fact that the happenings actually seemed to be deathly boring.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Rather like ELO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Old

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Is it really?
It was on Yahoo just a few minutes ago?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Shame on you
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post851883
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Well excuse me, princess.
I am truly shamed.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

That's ok treacle.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I'd just like to state
that I was NOWHERE NEAR THERE at the time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Hello Monty
I take it this is a reference to you not liking ELO much?

We have to talk.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:32, Reply)

That's right.
I like The Move but ELO seem rather insipid to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

did ELO do Mr Blue Sky?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Yes.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

thanks
in that case, my mate who I record with will be gutted that the guy was killed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Next thing you'll tell me Jefferson Starship
aren't any good :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

What I don't get right, Another Level's target audiance was teenagers, but they sang songs like 'Freak me' with lyrics such as
"I wanna lick you up and down, 'till you say stop".

I always found that a bit sick really, there were loads of young teens and children singing that when I was at school.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I remember singing along to The Outhere Brothers' song Don't Stop Moving (Wiggle)
when I was about 10. It was only a couple of years ago that I heard the original, unedited version. IT'S SICK AND OUTRAGEOUS.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

*Looks it up*
I remember the song, but I don't remember it being rude.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

My favourite record as a child was "Father Abraham sings with the Smurfs"
So many swears...*shakes head*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:35, Reply)

'where are you all coming from...?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

My favourite was...
Do you Smurfs wear hats in bed?
Yes our hats stay on our head
You cunt
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Stop making me laugh in my office.
I implore you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Well it's not as bad as flo rida (?) doing his version of you spin me round
which is all about oral sex. BAN THIS SICK FILTH
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

its ok
he's black
( zulu eh?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

racistlol

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I think coming from a Zulu it's allowed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Is this a pot/kettle scenario?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

*sniggers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)

You are not trying to tempt me into a racist strikethrough are you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

No, just being blatantly racist

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Not as bad as that album by "The Darkness", have you ever listened to it all?
It's not rude, just shit...FUCKING SHIT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

I see your Darkness and raise you a Kate Nash.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Have you seen her recently
looking a bit rough
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)

You are definitely on tip-top form today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)

There are a few american artists, like "Pitbull" and "FloRider" who I really really hate.
They make really shit songs, I hate them, they're all about money or women or their 'roots' (while going on about how rich they are), with no soul or heart in them, and they collaborate with other shit arists at the tail-end of the careers, using their fame to propel them forward. It's like Disney or McDonalds when it comes to music.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I really hate them too, Gonz. They're fucking pointless.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:22, Reply)