I refuse to give you the satisfaction.
You're probably sat there in your kilt, the wind blowing through your jug ears, thinking 'ha! I made them do what I wanted - I'm important.'

The reality is simply that you are an irritating helmet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the very fact that I annoy you, and that you think I'm somebody else, is the only reason I'm here
you seem to get very wound up very easily, and there only appears to be one of us here with delusions of importance
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Happy candles

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Happy candlez, bumlord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

holy shit
I had no idea.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I would have thought
the years of sexual encounters with men might have given you an inkling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I see what you did there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

this was clever.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

happy candles lovely

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

thanks :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

It's one of his better replies though.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

although he's edited it now.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

not hard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

That's what she said about your candle

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

have you seen your mother?
Ron Jeremy would struggle to get hard when faced with that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I wonder if/when you're ever going to say or do anything even remotely amusing

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

"hello Kettle? This is Pot. You're black!"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Racist

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

precisely my point, you idiot
on /links people play along with the joke, but some don't like it and get wound up, on /talk I've had a few decent conversations, but here it's all
fuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bert your boringfuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bertfuck off bert your boring

Do none of you realise how ironicly boring and repetitive you all are?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Then why stay?

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I don't, I don't pop into this little corner or B3ta very often
but this morning, knowing how quickly these people got wound up has made me determined to stay a little longer
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I'm going to point out that I'm not wound up
and it's unlikely anyone else is either, but you will almost certainly not believe it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I do.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'm glad somebody does

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

now that IS ironic

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

over here things tend to get repeated ad nauseum.
however in this instance, it is happening because you really are boring the shit out of everyone. I doubt anyone cares if you think that they are being ironically boring and repetitive.

some things aren't a joke. thinking you are Bert is. Thinking you are boring very much isn't.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

but the irony of being just as boring by saying the same crap over and over is far worse than my occasional 'fuck off cats'es?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

But we find it amusing.
Because we know Bert.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

You make a fair point.
I think we should all give you another chance
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

*chortle*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Nah, not unless he starts to make more of an effort instead of polluting things around here.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

Check the mouseover.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Fuck Off Cat Icons

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

It's called
'paying you back with your own coin', you turd.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I find the repeated Fuck off Bert's to be quite amusing
because you are obviously not him.

I haven't noticed you contributing a great deal more than saying fuck off cats, that's the trouble. I think cats should fuck off too, and agree that there is too much of them on the internet.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

you should have seen some of the stuff I've posted on /links, it's like vietnam over there man
I'm attempting to parody a few trolls I've seen, but you'd be amazed how quickly some people get really upset, somebody deleted an entire thread just because I called him grumpy the other day

it was all a bit :/
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

you'd be amazed at how hard it to upset people on /OT
and you'd probably be disgusted at how stubborn and tenacious they can be!

they deleted it just because you called them grumpy? that's pretty touchy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

well it may have been a conversation about how grumpy he was, but all he ever contributed was negative comments
I had no idea how upset he was getting, and then he deleted the thread and I gazzed him to apologise and it was all a big how-do-you-do
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

if he couldn't take being called grumpy
then he shouldn't be so grumpy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Only six dwarfs left to insult.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

only contributing negative comments?
Was it Chompy?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

nope, I'm not naming names

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I don't think I would know who it was anyway
I don't frequent links.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

It's 'ironically'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I'm sure it is, but now you've cheesed me off and I'm going to follow you around correct all your typos and spelling mistakes
you'd better watch your step now, buster
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

God! you are Bert aren't you.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

yes, yes i am

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Roota was right all along.
Probably
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Good luck with that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)