Don't you want to be a primary school teacher?
"Hey kids, what time is it when the big hand touches the little hand? That's right...PAED'O'CLOCK!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't understand why anyone would want to be a paedophile
children are disgusting.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I don't understand why children all fancy that same paedo look - thick glasses, dirty anorak, clarks lace-ups, greasy hair etc.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Socks and sandals.
Don't forget the socks and sandals, muchly important.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

And they insist on hanging around schools and what not
just asking for it.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Hahahahaha superb post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

But they'll do anything for the taste of Dairylea

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

oh god that's minging
I'll never look at that ad the same way again
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

dairylea
should be illegal, and now you are making me think about that cold plasticky only fractionally cheesy taste, like eating cheddar with a condom on it. thank you for that, my friend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

you're so right
Laughing Cow is far superior shit cheese.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Amen
I love laughing cow and cucumber sandwiches.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Laughing cow , pepperoni toasties.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

It's not the nicest stuff in the world
I was at my parents house the other day and I opened a tub of it that they had in the fridge. It was all furry and mouldy.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

that's their blue version.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

TGB has Dairylea in her packed lunch EVERY DAY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I like her more everyday
I got some of the nicest tasting weed I have had in ages yesterday. A truly delightful thing tasting of lemon almost. Well citrusy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Wiggy's been using cherry rips and toffee tobacco
makes it taste pretty nice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

toffee tobacco? where the hell is that available?
I have another semi!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

You've been sold lemon thyme, you fool.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

my friend bought some weed at his first Leeds festival
and naively didn't check it. It had daisies in it. Actual daisies. In the dealer's defence, he did call it grass so he wasn't lying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Wouldn't be the worst thing I've smoked
It's proper stuff just from a different guy and it's lovely. Only a tester though until the main lot crops but lovely nonetheless.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I don't dislike dairylea
but it confuses me, you never know if you should chew it or not.

Of the crappy processed cheeses babybel is the easy winner.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Ooh I love babybel
I think I've listed my dislike of creamy savoury white things here before.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

lowering the tone again, tut.
we were having a civilised discussion about paedophilia.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

but I genuinely hate cream cheese and mayonaise :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

mayonnaise is delicious
you are wrong.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

like I'm wrong about piercings and EVERYTHING?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

So this
It's like winning a prize of cheese.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

And the wax makes an amusing sound and effect when you put out your fags on it

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Will try this too.
I tend to mould it into little men or animals whilst nibbling the cheese.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Last night was fantastic
I stood outside, barefoot in the pouring rain, smoking under an umbrella and listening to depressing music. It felt like some kind of film. And all I had to do was touch the fag to the table to immediately put it out.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I love nights like that. I am a bit of a rain fan so make a point to find somewhere I can watch it
especially storms. I did a similar thing to you camping last year. Just opened up the porch of the tent and sat there smoking a huge J listening to God Speed You Black Emperor watching the storm for a couple of hours.

This is kind of why I am not minding the rain coming now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

The smoked austrian
sausage cheese is easily the best out of all the processed cheeses.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

you are on fire today!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

oh that is pretty good, I'd forgotten about that
In Morrisons you used to be able to get a pick and mix of those cheeses, it was brilliant. I loved the Roulade.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

still do it

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

The biggest cause of paedophilia is sexy children

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I thought that
are paedophiles getting more obvious or are kids getting sexier?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Sooooooooo wrong (and funny).

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)