oh man, I like the sound of this, but I'll have to wait until lunch. You do mean the non fizzy lucozade though, yeah?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Original Lucozade

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

god no
original is minging

I tend to go with fizzy orange lucozade. the still stuff will probably work though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I can drink the original stuff
Not tried any of those fancy flavours.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

the orange one is nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

POTW

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

oh wow
thanks

I don't even have a speech prepared
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I only realised this place has a popular page yesterday, if that doesn't make the top there's something not right going on here

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I wouldn't be surprised
the quality isn't very high
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

where is this popular page?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

go back to the main off topic page
there's a link near the top that says Popular. Click that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

You are my carer

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

that would imply that I care

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

No it would imply you are paid
neither of which are true.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

at the top of the page
see the link that says Popular?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

patronising post is patronising

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

ha quality
Never knew that. This has added an element of competition to B3ta that for me was not there before.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

it showed

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It's here:
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=21103
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I'm pretty shocked that I'm not on there 100% of the time really

( Theoban What of it, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

yeah and the cherry and the tropical
and original, I love lucozade
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

First you were tempting me (albeit not on purpose) to try weed
Now Orange Lucozade. What next, Neurofen instead of Tesco cheapo ibuprofen?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

good lord no
that's crazy talk
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Original is better than orange
the lemon one is also good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

once again you are wrong
although the lemon one is nice
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

The orange is sticky
and too sweet.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Good, I'm glad there are limits
I like my 16p ibuprofen
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Psssssst
Nurofen Plus mate. It's the bollocks.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

I'm currently favouring Anadin Extra with caffeine
but only because Wiggy bought it, I'm a cheapo own-brander.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Why not just take cheapo own brand with a red bull?
Tesco only let you buy 2 packs of pills at once. I had to keep going round when I had my teeth out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

you're all wrong, wrong like the wrongest wrongness

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

hangover cure
stop drinking take drugs
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I have a hard enough time with the drink, thanks all the same

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

where were you last night
I was sat up all night waiting for you to come round.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

hahahah

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

sup
JTDF
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm good mate.
How are you?

You've been quiet on the stalking of gingers front recently. Not ill are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

No just been busy and in a really good mood lately.
Am going out with a brunette at the weekend. Fucking mental mate. How's things in grumpy ville?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Fucking average! :-)
Where you taking this brunette on the weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

'up the shitter'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Proper LOL from me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

then back in the mouth to finish off

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I've seen that in a video.
The woman in the film said she loved doing that. But I reckon she was being paid to say/do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:10, Reply)

put it this way would you stick a pop ice up your arse
then lick it clean...........
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

No.
But I would bite into it and crunch it up. I use Sensodyne.

Mr Freeze? Meet Mr DogFucker and his ring of pleasure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I bite ice creams. Freaks people out.
I see your sensodyne and raise you CORSODYLL
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I take your Corsodyll
And re-raise you a Rohypnol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I fold
and am subsequently raped I imagine.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Ha
Flicks then pub. I'm classy me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

The cinema is a gash shout
Taking a Doris out for the night, stick her in a dark room and don't speak to her for 2 hours?

Go for a meal and a few drinks, far more enjoyable. Unless she mings to the highest mong and you don't want to be seen with her?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

she is a geek like me so she really wants to see
Scott Pilgrim. She is a mate of a mate who set us up. I have met her at parties and she seems pretty cool. You can't take girls out for meals when you have a beard, too much risk of a clinger on the moustache.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

She sounds like a cider and black sort of girl.
That is a worry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

snakebite = binned
I know she drinks that bacardi mojito stuff as last party she was at she was caning it.

edit - I hadn't been invited I was watching at the window masturbating furiously
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Are you going to give her the acid test
seeing how many nerd jokes she gets in Scott Pilgrim?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Monty might be able to help with getting the acid for the test.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Well it's my second watch so I'll be watching to see where she laughs.
I hope it goes well, I need someone to look after me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

For the love of all God
don't say that to her. She will run a fucking mile. Nobody wants to look after someone else
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I was joking Amberl
I am a responsible adult.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)