why would you get torn to shreds?
I was impressed by the guys in my band last night. They've all stopped eating cripple biscuits for a change. Me included.

Got my wah-wah pedal out and we had a proper freakout
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:46, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Cripple Biscuits?
Are they dark chocolate hobnobs?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

they are not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Good
As they are shite. As is dark chocolate in general, really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

you are wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

No I'm not
Dark chocolate is shit, and there is no superior biscuit than the milk chocolate hobnobs
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

right, that's it
onto ignore you go
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Dark chocolate is shit
it's chocolate without the best bit. It's like jamless donuts, pointless.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I'm surrounded by idiots

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

That's just cruel!
This is what I get for stating facts?

Could be worse, could be Coconut.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

yeah, that would be shit
I don't like really dark chocolate much, but Bourneville and dark mint chocolate and things are the business.

I'd prefer milk chocolate on a hob nob though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Green & Blacks do some lovely dark chocolate

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

mm
dark mint chocolate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Nothing beats a Caramac

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

I think they are vile
that may because I remember my cousin vomiting in my dad's car after eating a load.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

If I buy chocolate it will be Caramac,
I'd rather have a scotch egg than sweets
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Caramac isn't exactly chocolate is it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I challenge you then Nafun
to place it under a more suitable category in the sweet section.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Confectionary will suffice
It's like the Gold Bar, only that's better than a Caramac
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

EPIC FAIL! It's chocolate
www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A633773
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Nope, you've simply given me more arguments for why it isn't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

well that backfired
Although what the fuck is candy?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Travel sweets are candy I'd say

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I'd put it in with iced gems
in the fucking revolting section
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

this
with parma violets and squishy cherry flavoured sweets
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

*high fives*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

you can't make up sections!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Iced Gems are awesome
But I agree with Amberl, Parma Violets taste like soap.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I love parma violets. Soooo nice

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

One of my friends made Parma Violet vodka
Ugh ugh ugh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I want that in my life
I made skittles vodka which was ace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

^This

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

after eight easter eggs are the best

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

After eight easter eggs I tend to vomit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

click

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Pansy.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I get mine specially made

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

So good
Mint is the best flavour
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

too right
mrs V doesn't like it. which means I don't have to share
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

excellent news
this may be the reason I like mint shower-gel, and Urban Decay's mint shampoo
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Exeter in the news
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-11251605
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Is that it?
More exciting news happens in my town.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

what town?

( zulu eh?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Todmorden.
We had Prince Charles there on Wednesday.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

haha excellent
I haven't eaten for there in a good number of years.

Amusingly, that's one of the better indians
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Getting your wah-wah pedal out and having a proper freakout is to to be encouraged. Everyone should do it.
Of course that wasn't the way of things in my day. Back then flangers were the order of the day and guitarists had to be sparse and atmospheric. Mostly because our "set" (such as it was) consisted of The Cure's A Forest and several of our owm songs which were piss poor rip offs of The Cure's A Forest.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I've got a chorus pedal somewhere and delay
need to get them all in on the action at some point.

Was great fun last night. I'll turn my band into psychedelic prog rock sooner or later!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)