As opposed to the woman who just goes through the physical bit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I know, rite?
And they make such a big deal about it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Because being kicked in the balls is much worse : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Last time I was properly slammed in the testes
I threw up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Wimp
Real men pass out.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I was paralysed, curled up on the floor
Vomming with tears coming out my eyes, all in front of this girl I really liked.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Soundless dry heaving is much more impressive.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

All that complaining and moaning
A friend was due to give birth yesterday, and has been moaning for a couple of weeks now about why hasn't the baby come yet? Apparently my answer of "well she isn't due for a bit yet" wasn't acceptable to either her or her sister.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Offer to let her suck you off.
Apparently ingesting prostaglandins does wonders for kick-starting labour.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

No
Really just no, for so many reasons.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)