I think everyone should calm down and listen to a joke:
Man on phone to boss: 'I can't come into work today, I'm sick'
Boss: 'How sick are you?'

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:31, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*tumbleweed*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Are you not going to finish it for me?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Worst chat up line EVAH.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

"It won't fookin' suck itself, love"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

"..and if it did I wouldn't be here with you."

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

You're not on your date any more Boyce

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I'm in bed with my sister?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

JEFF.....WINS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Jeff doesn't feel much like a winner today.
I'm double 'Meh' - for no good reason whatsoever.

I'm just waiting for 4pm so I can open a bottle of wine without feeling too guilty.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I always wait till 6pm.
It's a moral code I have.
( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

It's always 6pm somewhere BGB
morals be damned!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

It's that kind of attitude that turns people into alcoholics.

( girlinthehole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You think YOU feel guilty?
Imagine if you'd fucked your sister.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

is that true that story?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Yes, it is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

went off to do some work for a minute there so forgot.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I can't believe it took you that long to say it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Neither can I. I am appalled.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

We are fam-i-ly, we keep it all in the family tree.
We are fam-i-ly, bert fucked his sister with glee.
We are fam-i-ly, my girlfriend shares half her DNA with me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'm going to record a version of this.
It'll be like when that bender re-did 'Candle in the Wind'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen....
...Mr.....
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

OOH, jokes. I like jokes. I'll tell one now which you've probably heard ages ago and will tell me off for being slow and boring but I don't really care right now
Ready?

Apparently, Josef Fritzl has been let out of prison and flown over to Chile. They are hoping he will offer his expertise in keeping minors alive underground.

*tumbleweed*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Keeping to the incest theme, like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Not as much as some.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)