Unless you're the type of person who orders chips, rice and noodles from a chinese.
Weirdo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who would do that?
What kind of sick carb-loving freak would do that?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

It's disgustingly common =(
I know a few people who do that, and they 'meh' at the good bits, like deep fried stuff covered in msg and food colourings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

It's like people who order an omlette instead of a crispy duck.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Em You Gee Ess... MUGS.
I really like when they do basicly the same thing, only with lamb. And some places do iceburg lettus instead of the pancakes, that really works well.

I've only ordered Fu Young once, to see what the big deal is, and guess what? There wasn't one (a big deal) there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

If you get curry sauce with it as well it's alright

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I don't mind _one_ of them with a sauce, if I'm being cheap or something, but it ain't gonna be ticking the "Chinese take away" box on the list for the week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Gonz I went to a place last week where I had something called Mongolian beef and I had it with rice and it was well ace

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Did it conquer the lamb and pork with it's superior horsemanship?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Did it live in a ger and drink fermented horse milk?
Was it actually curried yak?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

It drove the rice before it
And then heard the lamentation of my prawn crackers
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

*shakes hand*
I like this a lot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Coolio, I love how every chinese seems to have at least one dish that nobody else does.
I'm thinking about lunch now and what to have, I'm not entirely sure, I think I fancy a subway or kfc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

ooh I could go a subway
Think I'm gonna go to Eddie Rockets though, get me a hotdog and some sweet potato fries
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

oh lol, I was just thinking that I want a hotdog, but nowhere around me sales them =(
I'd love for an american-style burger joint to open up near me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Surely there must be some enterprising young Londoner willing to open a burger van

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

0o0o0o0o0oh, there is a crépe van down the road from me that I ain't tried yet, I might give that a shot.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

crepes are the biggest waste of money going

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

They were closed, and when I looked at their menu, it was quite dull, not much more than hallumi and loranza.
I ended up with a subway BMT filled to the brim with stuff, milked it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)