pft
It's Saturday morning and the below makes me feel like I should be writing an essay or something. I'm in bed still watching time team till the f1 comes on.
How you doin'?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:42, 136 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can't do Time Team. It makes me feel like I should be writing an essay.
it's a great morning though. The baby is asleep and I had a lie-in and two pain au chocolat and a big mug of coffee.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Time Team is awful.
WE'VE ONLY GOT EIGHT HOURS TO DIG THIS STUFF UP OR IT WILL STILL BE UNDERGROUND WHERE IT HAS BEEN FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

It's based on stuff before WW2, I can't relate to that enough to give a fuck.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

You youngsters, etc.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

My job was like that anyway
"omg we've only got 3 days and no funds to finish digging out this souterrain before the foundations for the supermarket go in and we still haven't done the post-ex from the last site"
but no one filmed us and put it on TV.
/bitter
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Did you have a hat and a whip?
If not, that's probably why they didn't film you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I had a whip.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

You just hung around until it turned into a building site

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I HAD JUST STOPPED THE CAR SO I COULD READ THE MAP

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

And you lifted up one of your windscreen wipers and rolled down the passenger window to help with the reception of the radio
and you only hitched your skirt up because it was so hot outside.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I accidentally hit the lights when I was opening the map out full.
Seriously, maps are a frickin nightmare in a confined space.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Sometimes you have to push your seat right back
and tilt it as flat as it goes and then take your shirt off to be able to get enough room to read it properly.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I didn't realise you were into that sort of thing, if only I had known ?
What kind of whip do you have? I like the kind that is made from feathers and silk as they drape over my body. I once tried it with one of those whips with ball-barings on leather, but they really hurt. I was in my bedroom in my traffic warden uniform, and whipping myself yelling "I'M IN THE YELLOW LINES ! I'M IN THE YELLOW LINES !" and "C'mon mate, I need my car for my job, you're taking away my lively hood", but I just kept on whipping away at myself until I ripped my shirt off with the whip and then I realised without my shirt I can no longer do traffic warden masturbation roll play until I get a new shirt, but they're out of stock in my size.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Feathers and silk are for wusses, Gonz.
However, I am impressed by the wheel clamps on your nipples.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

You need some "Oooohhh" to go with your "OWE !".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Unless you're the type of person who orders chips, rice and noodles from a chinese.
Weirdo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Who would do that?
What kind of sick carb-loving freak would do that?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

It's disgustingly common =(
I know a few people who do that, and they 'meh' at the good bits, like deep fried stuff covered in msg and food colourings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

It's like people who order an omlette instead of a crispy duck.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Em You Gee Ess... MUGS.
I really like when they do basicly the same thing, only with lamb. And some places do iceburg lettus instead of the pancakes, that really works well.

I've only ordered Fu Young once, to see what the big deal is, and guess what? There wasn't one (a big deal) there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

If you get curry sauce with it as well it's alright

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I don't mind _one_ of them with a sauce, if I'm being cheap or something, but it ain't gonna be ticking the "Chinese take away" box on the list for the week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Gonz I went to a place last week where I had something called Mongolian beef and I had it with rice and it was well ace

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Did it conquer the lamb and pork with it's superior horsemanship?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Did it live in a ger and drink fermented horse milk?
Was it actually curried yak?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

It drove the rice before it
And then heard the lamentation of my prawn crackers
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

*shakes hand*
I like this a lot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Coolio, I love how every chinese seems to have at least one dish that nobody else does.
I'm thinking about lunch now and what to have, I'm not entirely sure, I think I fancy a subway or kfc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

ooh I could go a subway
Think I'm gonna go to Eddie Rockets though, get me a hotdog and some sweet potato fries
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

oh lol, I was just thinking that I want a hotdog, but nowhere around me sales them =(
I'd love for an american-style burger joint to open up near me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Surely there must be some enterprising young Londoner willing to open a burger van

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

0o0o0o0o0oh, there is a crépe van down the road from me that I ain't tried yet, I might give that a shot.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

crepes are the biggest waste of money going

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

They were closed, and when I looked at their menu, it was quite dull, not much more than hallumi and loranza.
I ended up with a subway BMT filled to the brim with stuff, milked it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'll tell you what I'm not doing; my sister.
Oh yeah.
ZING!
*high fives*
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm watching Man V Food and doing SRS CODING.
I've been a silly saussage and made a function that does about 15 different things, it would have been better for me to create a class to do everything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

i dont have the food channel or i wouod be watching that!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

It's an awesome show, I love Adam Rickman, he's such a nice fella.
If you want to come 'round one day and watch Man Vs Food, you'd be more than welcome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I'm at work telling people they can't have refunds
It's great fun
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

you're dying inside aren't you?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Every day I wish for the embrace of warm earth

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I'm procrastinating
t'gf wants me to go to Oxfam and pick up a chest of drawers that she's bought, but I'd rather play with the cat and read B3ta. Will probably nip into town later, get some books from the library.

Just feeling a bit 'meh' and unbothered.
(Le Misanthrope last procrastinated on, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I'm laying in bed
thinking about you in being in bed whilst shooting baddies in the face on the xbox. Got to get up as meeting friends for lunch.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

i may not get up all day

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Jiminy Christmas!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I've just eaten a load of ham and mustard on toast
my mrs is making a lemon drizzle cake and some coffee and walnut cupcakes.

I may have a spliff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I made bread!
It's incredible. I'm going to go and eat some more.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

nice
if I didn't already have a loaf of tiger bread I would probably feel inspired to make some too.

seriously, try making pizza dough with the breadmaker. It is awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Pshch.
You don't need a bread maker to make pizza dough. You only really need a Kenwood and a dough hook, and you don't even need that.

I love my Kenwood.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

We got a kenwood too, it's so awesome

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I think I'm getting one for my 21st
I want an Eigenharp instead.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Well, that's a bit different from a breadmaker
But also 100% awesome.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I was looking at the Pico
and if I get this* job I might just save like a muthafucka

*any
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Good plan
buy camera consider saving some money
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I've read that about 4 times and I can't work out WHAT THE FUCK you're saying
Heard back from the jobs yet?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Hang on, that's not what I wrote
I think my use of triangular brackets messed it up. Meant to say:

My plan is to get a job, buy a camera, then consider saving some money.

Not heard back from either job yet. You would have hoped they could have chosen one of three candidates in 9 DAYS!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

Argh, I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.
Hope you hear back soon!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

But not your legs ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I don't have one of those
and it's a shitload easier making it in the breadmaker than by hand
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

But kenwoods are multi-purpose
and I found breadmaker bread is a little too cakey
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I don't tend to use it for bread, other than dough for bread rolls
I have a magimix for most stuff, and the breadmaker was bought with nectar points.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Ahhh Magimix
I loved our ancient Magimix. Excellent for cake batter.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I've had mine for 10 years
it's amazing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I think ours was a parental wedding present
which, if we still have it makes it over 30 years old :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

mocking you is a lot harder when im browsing on my phone

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

FAIL!
EDIT - not failing now
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

It's always a surprise when I see you in real life and remember you aren't actually fat
or a 17th Century Dutch nobleman.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Awwwww. I hope you mean it's a nice surprise.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

A nice surprise,
if vaguely disconcerting.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

important question
what's your favourite Maiden album?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Somewhere in Time
First actual album I owned on CD.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

that has surprised me slightly
but I'm not sure why
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

The guitar solos on that album are so brilliantly written
the way they build up is just superb.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

stranger in a strange land is one of my favourites
I'm liking piece of mind and seventh son at the moment. good shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Piece of Mind is probably my second, or maybe third after NotB
I don't really like Seventh Son, can I play with madness and the evil that men do aside the songs aren't that great.

I do really like AMOLAD, but I'm not currently sure about the new one as I've only listened to it once. I should put it on now but I've got some Public Enemy on.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

NotB is well up there in my list
I really dig the title song off Seventh Son and The Clairvoyant, as well as those you mention.

I've had a few listens to the new one. I quite like it. Bit of a grower.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

youre failing now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

And here starts the story of he who came to be known as
'Even fatter Al'
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

What bread?
Bread bread or bread with stuff in?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Wholemeal bread with sunflower and pumpkin seeds in it.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Mmmmm
How hard is breadmaking without a breadmaker?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Not hard, just time consuming

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Does this imply that bread with stuff in
Isn't actually bread?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

No it's just not bread bread

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

vipros is smug cake and weed shocker

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Lemon drizzle cake
is delicious. I am feeling envy.

Actually I'd quite like ham and mustard toasties as well. And coffee cake (without the walnuts. ) You're living the food I should have Vipros
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

skinning up now
take it you got sorted then
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

yeah, thanks
and no sooner had it been dropped off but someone else called to see if I needed any.

It's nice stuff too :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Always the same
I contemplated having two phones once but I am so not ghetto enough for that bullshit. Right my lift is here so have a good one.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

NOM NOM NOM
Why aren't you and your missus fat beasts?
Yous eat gorgeous foods all of the time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

my metabolism appears to have gone into overtime
so no matter what I eat I still lose weight.

don't drink much either. We eat nice savoury things, which generally ends up being fairly low fat and stuff, and don't eat much cake. We're going for a nice picnic tomorrow somewhere though, so need lemon drizzle cake.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Picnics rule
We had a picnic on my living room floor a few weeks ago.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

a picnic sex
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

There was brie everywhere

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Brie: sexiest of all the cheeses

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Aye

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Unless you're gay
when it's obviously Camembert.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Or related to Bert
when it's obviously cumonbert.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Sep 2010, 19:27, Reply)

I thought about a sibling joke
but in the end just went with the "come on bear" variant.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I'm probably going to have a nice long hot bath
and several fags. Maybe watch some CSI.

Oh, how exciting.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Oh boy, you's a crazy fool, you's is gonna wear yourself out with that shit.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I know, living large!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

did you get to the flicks in the end lamps?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

OH MY GOD 8 BIT UNIVERSAL THEME

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

BASS BATTLE

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

SEINFELD!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

we are sex bo-bomb and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Bob-omb
GET IT RIGHT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I'm listening to Potato Junkie
and singing "I'm bitter, I'm twisted, Bert Monkeysex is fucking his sister"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I'm gonna sing those words when I see them in November.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I was happily singing "James Joyce is fucking my sister" at one of their gigs
when my friend stopped me and said "CHCB, everyone is fucking your sister". He had a point.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I thought your sister was engaged?
Or was she a major playa in her youth?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

She's all conservative, settled and engaged now
but in her day she was the Lampito of Belfast.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I fully endorse use of the term "The Lampito of ..." to describe women of easy virtue.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

:( :( :( :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

SPACE INVADERS!

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

OF MISERY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

I bit my own lip last night
Now it has a lump
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Are you sure it's not cancer?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I am assuming it will become cancer if I don't get some Bonjella STAT!
Is this right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

yes it will
it's your evil incesty thoughts manifesting in pure evil Roota
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

It's going to grow into a sibling and then have sex with your face
but don't worry, there is nothing morally wrong with it.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

have we okd genocide yet?
Or is that tomorrow
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I think genocide is scheduled for Monday
I have biological warfare down as tomorrow's discussion.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I can't WAIT for benefit fraud to be condoned.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

coffeelolz :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

JSA is not where it's at
Being a 'registered carer' is where it's at.
You don't even have to sign on.
I'm going to be all over this like a rash when dj's debilitating OCD is diagnosed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

How about Bigamy?

(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

That was rubber stamped WEEKS ago.
Polygamy, on the other hand, has not yet been ok'd.
So hold your horses.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

My last marriage was anulled.
Let's get married.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Where are you living now?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

on the moon

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:51, Reply)

cloud-cuckoo land

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I live wherever my poorly thought out fantasies take me.
At the moment, it's a Travelodge just off the A1. I'm living the Partridge dream.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

You're a lazy bunch of cnuts.
I've done the food shopping, gone to the gym, had a bath and paid some bills, ONLINE.
( girlinthehole, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)