Oh man that's really harsh saying people are like butterflies
A moth flew into my wine the other day and then it tasted funny, the wine I won last weekend at a raffle isn't too bad unlike bsg which is AWESOME. Not as awesome as beating Lab at stobart. I'd like to beat Lab with a lot of heavy items in his smug face. Mm croisants
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:19, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Look, over there, a squirrel with a flute.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

How do you play Stobart
because it sounds as though you say "oh, there's a Stobart lorry", which sounds really fucking dull.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I fear you have it in one, young Kronos.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

No you SCREAM
STOBART at the other person. Much swearing ensues.

MONTY HATES GAME SHOCK
Ban this sick fun
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Audi driver
in screaming at people aggression shocker.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

driver
at people aggression shocker bender hairdressers' cars shocker
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

For that
you won't be allowed near me or lusty at the bash. Especially when we're being naughty. You'll be forced to stand nt he corner by yourself. I may give you a copy of the lords prayer
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I drive an Audi too, Monty
so steady on old chap or ISWEARTOGODI'LLCOMEROUNDYOURHOUSEANDRAPEYOUINYOURSLEEPGETTHEFUCKOFFMYROADYOUSLOWCUUUUUUUUUUUNT
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I know nothing of cars, and cannot even drive
but I understand the 'TT' to be a homosexual-mobile.

This may be nonsense, but if it upsets people I shall continue to state it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Neither of us drive a TT though
I distrust people who can't drive
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I don't trust you either
*narrows eyes*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

WE'RE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER MONTY!
WHY DO YOU FIGHT IT!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I would insist on some sort of duel.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

The TT is a true mincer's car. I bet Cumshot has one.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

The mark 1 was
with its tellytubby styling. The newer one's a bit more manly.

We both drive A3s though, so we have the Audi fuck you temperament with an added frisson of short bloke syndrome.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I'm 5'10"
And a girl :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I'm 6'2"
But we have the shopping trolley model.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

There are currently 11 black Audi A3's
sat in the car park of our section of the business park. And for that reason alone I will not be buying an Audi. As good as they are.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Mine's dark blue

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

RED
:D
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

My bro is planning on getting a bright red S3 Black

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

So is it red or black then?
I'm confused.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

the model is Black
and it has extra gay tinted windows etc. but he wants a bright red one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

nowt wrong with tinted windows

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

that is true
but the ones on that Audi are extra dark. Fine on a black car, but really gay on a bright red one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I used to think tinted windows were awful
but my car has 'privacy glass' in the back and the estatey bit, and it's actually OK.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

You would expect that a model with the name Black
would only be available in that colour.

Henry Ford will be turning in his grave.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Tell him to check the roof gutters
and the very bottom of the door for rust. The facelift model got an extra 15bhp after 02, as well.

I'm assuming we're talking about the mark1, incidentally. I know nothing about the mark2.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

it's going to be a brand spanking new one
as it will be a company car
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Oh, well then.
Ignore me.
( Kroney, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I wouldn't expect anything less from a b3tan

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

You want to see a doctor about that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Right.
Knickers off. Hop on the table and legs behind ears please.

Edit - not you Monty.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Oh boy, croissants are great aren't they
I went to the tesco express yesterday to buy a donut and a muffin and they had chocolate croissants there but I didn't get one, the donut was alright, but the muffin was really bland, I had a cup of tea with it and the mrs insisted on watching deal or no deal and the woman went home with 1p, do you think they actually give them a cheque for 1p or just a penny or do they not actually bother with such small amounts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I think they have to give them a cheque.
I hope it's one of those MASSIVE cheques
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I'd love to try and cash one of those.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Do they actually give them small cheques as well?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

There's a mini in your parking space.
Muhahahah.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I hate you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I love you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Everyone does

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I watched another ridiculous Jet Li film at the weekend, he stuck a pin in some guy's neck and then he was paralysed and blood came out of his eyes and he died and then there was Bridget Fonda dressed up like a hooker.
Awesome.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

What's it called?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Kiss of the Dragon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I was going to watch that
but I forgot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

it's alright.
I spent most of the weekend playing Mario Kart. Apart from 2 hours sat on Dartmoor in the sun reading a book.

Dartmoor would be great if there weren't so many cunts there all the time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

on the other hand
did you enjoy your lemon drizzle cake?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

That's the chap.
Unleashed is still better, but that was pretty good.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

That one with Aaliyah in is alright
Before she died, obviously. Romeo Must Die.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

yeah that's not bad
Jet Li's best film is Twin Warriors though. or possibly The Shaolin Temple.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Is that a remake of Double Impact?
Please tell me it is.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

it is
not
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Think I've got that
I went through a phase of buying kung fu films.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Needs moar BOB HOSKINS

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

hahaha
I will have to watch that as well
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

It is on my list for next time I go DVD shopping,
partly because I'm still not 100% sure I didn't imagine the whole thing.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Did my constant asking of
"did this film really happen?" have anything to do with that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

A little bit.
Your have me doubting my own senses.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

"How can anyone actually smell that bad?"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Fucking excellent film.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

kiss of the dragon?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)