Only massive spiders that could eat you up
Or have you been dreaming about massive spiders like that? 10 foot webs that you can't escape from! YOu see the red red eyes glinting in the dark as it slowly moves towards you...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My housemates made me kill a spider last night
though I don't think I managed it so spent the rest of the evening convinced it was coming after me.

It was huge though. Diameter of a jam jar lid I'd say.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Move house,
then burn the old one to the ground. It's the only way to be sure.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

*adds fake spider to shopping list*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

*adds real hammer to shopping list*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Oh man I don't have a gravel

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I keep forgetting to go and look - I shall try and get one tonight.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I'm going to try get one Thursday
I'll text you to see if we will have any! If not I'll get a bit of wood and a chisel
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

they def had them in Chaplins in Bristol last time I was there
I think they have a website
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

go buy us some

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I will if you want

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

So you left it half dead and in agony crawling around the house wondering why god is so cruel?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:22, Reply)

It probably left eggs in all your most tressured possetions, like your childhood teddy bear, food and dildo, and they're probably furtalised so little baby spiders will be crueling out all over it....
...and next time you go to use them, they'll cruel into your mouth and orafaces when you go to sleep. Sure, they won't kill you, they won't even harm you, you could swallow loads of spiders with verious orafaces without coming to any harm at all, so you should be fine.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Phew! I was all scared for a bit there,
but spiders don't have red eyes so it must have been a giant murderous less-scary creature.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Spiders are cute!

This one really is! AWWW!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Haha awesome!
I'm afraid I still want to beat it to death with a shoe though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I'll beat you to death with a shoe

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I'll look forward to it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

who wants to be that close to a spider

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)