I am >this< close to complete despair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I really do wish there was something I could say to help mate
But all I can do is sound like a broken record, and say keep your head up, you've shown you're an incredible father to your daughter, you've displayed incredible patience, and I keep my fingers crossed every day that karma exists, and it's got your back.

Also, her falling into a coma wouldn't be a bad start
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Chin up Monty.
We're here when you need to vent.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I know it's boring. Sorry all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

No it's not.

( thealternativefact, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Not at all fella
Always happy to listen
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I hadn't read the previous thread as it appeared to be about a now solved i-pod problem.
Consequently my reaction to your first post here was "I know he likes his vinyl, but I think he's taking this a bit too seriously."
(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Genius.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

It really is.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Better than you talking about music I suppose.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Ah now that I am not at all sorry about.
You young fools need schooling.


EDIT Chompy I'm not foo-lin'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

You are Joe Elliot AICMFP

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Robert Plant surely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

*belms*


*doesn't hand over £5*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

*belms again, harder*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

This is more how I view Monty

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

What's that cunt doing in my house?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

You should see the full video, it's funny as hell
It's from an old spice advert he did a few years back.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Needs longer hair and tighter trousers.

( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

So you can wank over it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

is that Bruce Campbell?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Yep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

legend

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

If you'd have said Steve Marriott
you'd have 100 bonus internet points for knowing that Led Zep nicked it wholesale from the Small Faces' version of 'You Need Lovin'.

But you didn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

doesn't surprise me
Led Zep were terrible thieves.

Can't stay mad at them though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

You should check the Small Faces' tune out, it's excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I will do so
The Small Faces are great
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

'Performance: Rockin' The Fillmore'
the live LP by Marriott's post SF band Humble Pie is a 70s hard rock classic not to be overlooked, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Is it better that MC Hammer and his debut classic
Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

It's not THAT good, Jeff - but what is?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Wigfield?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

NOTHING is better than Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'em.
That was the first album I owned on tape.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Mine was 'The Jimi Hendrix Album'
followed the next week by 'Johnny The Fox' by Thin Lizzy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

mine was Script for a Jesters Tear by Marillion
I've always had long hair and a beard, it was just purely mental until about 18.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)