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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I really should be married with children by now
i'll do it tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
oh hai colonel
have you seen my ringless left hand recently?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
You'll have to accept that his chickens always come first in his life.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
She got off the wrong side of the perch this morning
she really had the hump. That's right, I have a chicken with mood swings.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
Haha!
A hormonal chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I think she's going through "the change"
I am going to end up with a pet chicken that doesn't lay eggs, which will make me just that little bit more mental in the eyes of my neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)
People talk about mad cat people but I think mad chicken people are taking over that mantle.
Having met chickenladies ladies and being surrounded by them where I was staying in Kos, I'm getting quite a soft spot for them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I didn't expect them to be so entertaining
(or such a pain) When my last one carks it I think i'll take a break from pets for another decade or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
not if you DO actually get married and have children
you won't
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)
my brother's budgie is the same
how anything with only 2 eyes and a beak, both of which are immobile, can look SO stroppy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I think Charlie is still a bit pissed off at me for leaving her for a few days.
I had better not tell her that I have been invited skiing in February...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)
just buy her something sparkly
she'll get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)
That's really made my day, especially when you consider what you know about me;
Somerset
Accountant
Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)
but that's all i need to know...
-away from the ratrace
-can balance out my number dyslexia and fear of maths
-free omelettes for life

see!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
And plenty of cider in the west country!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)
I was never christened, and I believe you're catholic?
I guess it's going to have to be the little white chapel...VEGAS BABY! (Just Like Brittney Spears)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Not another bloody catholic.
They're everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
under the carpet
and under the stair
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)
SEE WHAT I MEAN!!
*dons tinfoil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

we're watching you
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)
That's ok.
I only masturbate with the lights off.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Is this
about a little mouse with clogs on?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)
^ most bizarre post of the day
It's about Catholics and their noted ability to hide anywhere in your house. One could be watching you right NOW Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Well I declare.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Is this about Ann Frank?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Oh I declare!
Going clip clippity clop on the stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Is this first sign of
mass hypnosis?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

www.poppyfields.net/poppy/songs/windmill.html
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)
It begins to make sense
thanks BGB
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)
I'll be singing this in the car all the way home now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)
They're breeding like rabbits!
/Paisley
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)
wow, attention to detail
well remembered, yes i am.

we could always just live in sin and have a massive party instead.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
What WOULD the Pope say!?
"Achtung schweinhund!" probably
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)
i'm over 6
so well off his radar.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)
You are also female
so I am confident you can relax. You are in no danger.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

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