this is making me feel better
for not winning the treasure hunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

what was the prize?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:54, Reply)

£250
of selfridges vouchers! i wanted them...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I can understand your pain :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)

i know
stupid cryptic clues!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)

You could have got yourself another bottle of shampoo!
Bad times.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)

my gloves have arrived!
and blue ball.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Jeff hasn't got blue balls has he?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

No. I haven't got blue balls.
I've got pink ones! (Meaning Swipe would be too tall to use them or something).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:29, Reply)

What else are you waiting on now?
Also, does the blue ball clash with everything else or not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)

just the fancy trainers
and haven't got it home yet, still at work... it's mostly silver though, just the bottom bit is coloured.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

like a baboons arse!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)

not quite the look reebok were going for

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:41, Reply)

I don't know.
It might have been a sick joke by the kids in the sweat shop to start sneeking the odd pair of 'Baboons' into each shipment.

How close were you to winning the treasure hunt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:43, Reply)

don't know
only the winner got read out. we got all the answers right but we only sourced 8/10 objects. however i am pleased with the "find something french". i hoicked a menu out of the cafe rouge window - total stealth theft.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

We did one at a company I worked at once.
One of the things we had to 'collect' was something random.

I paid a tramp 20 Lamberts and 4 pints to agree to be 'collected'.

He fucking stank.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

that is quite random though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

And they wouldn't let me use him as my random item
because I'd paid him (and he stank, was clearly pissed and didn't have a clue what was going on).

What objects were you missing?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

a ball of wool
and a newspaper with yesterday's date on it.

my colleague even went through several binliners. nada.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I blame the internet

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

for anything in particular?
or just life in general
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

For you not being able to find a newspaper

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)

oh
and colossal perverts. it creates those too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Ah!
Y'see, I blame you for that.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I'd have submitted a jumper.
And a bag of chips.

WIN.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

people got cotton wool balls from boots
damn them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

One duvet
slightly soiled...

*EDIT* Bugger, pipped at the post.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Man, I can totally see why she wanted it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)

my ex has got one you can have

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)

It's sad because it's true

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

technically
it was the sheets that were ruined. the duvet had been flung elsewhere during the evening's activities.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)

evening's activities animalistic sex
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

animalistic sex fort-building
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:32, Reply)

only one of you is correct

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I think it's Zo

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)

you'd be Wrong
but never mind, good effort
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Me too.
It's patently obvious; the enemy saw the magnitude of the fort, and shit themselves in fear at the realisation of the futility of their efforts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I don't know what kind of fort swipe might construct
but I'll hazard a guess at pink. I don't think it would result in emergency evacuation though. Maybe rswipe snores at a peculiar frequency and occasionally hits The Brown Note.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:47, Reply)

hey i only snore if i am allergic to something
or possibly reeeeally drunk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

She was partaking in a bit of scat play
And it got a bit out of hand.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

i keel you
i keel you dead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Now now swipe
Anal leakage is nothing to get embarrassed about.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

this is actually untrue on many levels!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Well, yes, you should be embarrassed I suppose
Also, please don't turn me into a boat.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

i'll turn you into whatever i like
if you keep making comments like that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Ah now hang on a minute
we're all modern open-minded people and all but there is definitely something wrong with uncontrolled dribbling of arse-gravy on the Egyptian cotton.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

yes
even on the argos 2 thread count
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)