I think it's Zo

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you'd be Wrong
but never mind, good effort
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Me too.
It's patently obvious; the enemy saw the magnitude of the fort, and shit themselves in fear at the realisation of the futility of their efforts.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I don't know what kind of fort swipe might construct
but I'll hazard a guess at pink. I don't think it would result in emergency evacuation though. Maybe rswipe snores at a peculiar frequency and occasionally hits The Brown Note.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:47, Reply)

hey i only snore if i am allergic to something
or possibly reeeeally drunk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

She was partaking in a bit of scat play
And it got a bit out of hand.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

i keel you
i keel you dead
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Now now swipe
Anal leakage is nothing to get embarrassed about.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

this is actually untrue on many levels!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Well, yes, you should be embarrassed I suppose
Also, please don't turn me into a boat.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

i'll turn you into whatever i like
if you keep making comments like that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Ah now hang on a minute
we're all modern open-minded people and all but there is definitely something wrong with uncontrolled dribbling of arse-gravy on the Egyptian cotton.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

yes
even on the argos 2 thread count
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)