JOB INTERVIEW !
Yesterday I spammed out my CV to The Gardian job site, and I've already had 3 calls. And I have an interview today at an agency that looks really fun to work with.

OH MAN ! I don't know if I'm being a mug but they all said words along the lines of me being impressive; and the disability thing is actually an advantage.

They said my cab software is a most impressive show of skill sets, and that I tick so many boxes.

Only problem is, I can't think of who to use as referances.

Anyway, enough about me... How's your ego doing todaY?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:38, 32 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll be a referance :p

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Can you say we worked together on creating facebook and google? That'll be nice and impressive.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Well we did
We did that on the side whilst doing our main project of creating the internet
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Is that the one that cured Aids or Cancer or Third World Debt?
I forget so easierly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

... which is an advantage in a corporate envoriment best suited to your needs as my forgetting on what international problem we fixed...
... can lead onto further R&D in solutions that are unexpected, hence the lack of dangerous tigers in north london to this date.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I hope our awesomeness will help me find a job

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Don't worry, it will =)
Granted, I'm awesome on so many levels, but inside less than a week I've had countless calls and interviews, and I haven't listed my qualifications (no matter how lacking they are) on my CV, and people are very interested.

Apply to everything that you could do and enjoy, and you'll find loads of jobs =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

My ego is not great today.
I have no money, which is not much of a problem but does get you down when you have to say no to everything that people are doing even if it just means taking a bus to meet them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Damn =(
My finances are shitty too at the moment, no more sushi for a little while for me =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Good luck with the intreview Gonz.
I notice your spelling has improved.

My ego applied for a transfer, and won't come out to play anymore.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Cheers =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

My ego's great.
Yesterday I beat an archboshop in an argument about the role of religion in society, while in a room full of clergymen.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Beating the archbishop?
There's no need to boast.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

"Beating the archbishop"
Sounds like a euphemism...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

It sounds like bashing the bishop
for the better endowed gentleman.

Personally, I refer to it as pulling the Pope's hat off. Because of my massive wang, you see.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:39, Reply)

caressing the cardinal

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

violating the vicar

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

pulling the priest

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Molesting the monsignor.
I'm all about the Jesuits.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

fondling the friar
I'm all about the Benedictines
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Awww,
the only way you could have a smaller penis is if you were defrocking the deacon.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Grauniad eh?
They were probably impressed by your spelling.
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

:D

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Gonz!
My friends got me a caterpillar cake and couldn't understand why I was laughing so hard.

I ate the face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I'm I right in thinking that you once mistook PsychoChomp for a caterpillar cake?
Or was that just a nasty internet rumour?
(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Gonz has a...weird thing about caterpillar cakes

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)

*remembers manners*
oh, and have a lovely day.
(Cave Duck, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Haha !
Ace, one day I'll get around to writting out the The Rules of "£4.99 Chocolate Catapilla Cake from [insert supermarket]".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I didn't get my feet out though :(
It was from Morrisons.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

my ego is mixed, mr gonz
one work file is making it a bit quivery. we'll see what happens in court.

on the plus side due to some hardcore nerves of steel negotiating with the crown over my personal lease renewal, i am suddenly £10k better off than i thought i would be... RESULT. this has cheered me up no end. i am now deciding whether to be sensible and spend it on shit i really need, like new carpets, curtains, dishwasher, washing machine, oxford fees, service charge. or to be really sensible and return it to the bank as an early part-repayment of the loan. or to spend it on exciting stuff like a truly massive holiday.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

*crosses fingers like a mad finger crossing maniac*

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)