cry
and/or get your tits out. never fails. although my boss did tell me that my breasts "intimidate the trainee" the other evening.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:18, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Was the trainee...
a timid man or a less well-endowed woman?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

the former
he literally looks about 12, bless him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Hardly the best arbiter of breast quality
We need an independent adjudicator

*steps forward*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I thought BGB's boss was her stepdad?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

it's todmorden
he's probably also her brother and her cousin.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

i can say this
because some of my family live there too.

we're not that close though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

it's called threat of legal action

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

My family isn't from Todmorden.
Thank God.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

christ
wish i could say the same
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

He is.
Ewwwwww!
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Oh come on.
He isn't a blood relative - whip 'em out.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Well, if you will slap him about the face with them...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

he pays extra for that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I never really understood the whole
'breasts are distracting' thing until my tutor wore a very low-cut top
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

A friend of mine recently wore a very revealing top
It took all my gentlemanly willpower to avoid staring.
They looked AMAZING.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I didn't know where to look
I should have made it a competition :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It's a boob off!
We have a boob off!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

This will please Monty
It's not a boob off unless David Bowie materialises and offers to adjudicate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

It's a nork off!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Wasn't that the game...
...where teams from all over Europe did hilarious challenges such as dress as penguins, climb on rotating discs and try to catch water whilst Stuart Hall laughed and laughed? But with their tits out?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Someone will commission this
Imagine the ratings for 'It's A Royal Nork Off'.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I bet Beatrice's would look good.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

a couple of my colleagues are in the habit of doing that
as well as short skirts

It makes me feel like a right pervert when I'm sat at my desk wanking
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I know, how dare they?
But I positively encourage their behaviour.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

...sorry, what was that?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Details please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

This is why I've never understood why women get shitty when men gawp at their tits.
They're on display. THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

more importantly
they're really nice to look at!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

there's a difference between a quick glance
or even a little stare from 'OMG TITS! Wuh-wuh do you mean you have eyes?'

Though I fear I fell into the second category, simply because I was so unused to it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Have a more interesting friend
Then when they're chatting to them, you can gawp all you like.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

solo tutorial
she must have thought I fancied her
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

thought knew
Mind you, I saw one tutor's nipples, because she was bra-less and bent down in front of me in a low-cut top.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

she was lovely
but married
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Mine was pretty
Feminist Philosophy was her speciality, but she taught me Sartre. Part of me thinks she was doing it on purpose as a test.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

had you correctly guessed her nipple colour?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Honestly, I've never tried to do that
I will do from now on though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

nor have I
and it would frustrate me not being able to find out the answer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

where do you find tutors like this?!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Youporn.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

I actually find it intimidating
and a little distracting when I'm trying to visualise their fanny in my head.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Don't you mean your head in their fanny?

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Pffft

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I'd like to make it clear that I almost never do this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

In the words of Larry David,
"yeah, you wore a dress like that because you want people to look at your shoes"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

it was a jumper
that had quite obviously just slipped down a mite too far rather than being designed like that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)