i wish
i could totally do with being mauled around a bit by a stunning moody anti-hero before settling down with the multi-millionaire gorgeous hero and his 10 bed country manor house. bring it on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I love Jilly Cooper

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

You peasant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

how can you not like books that use beautiful similes like the following
"He entered her like an otter diving into a stream"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I like this.
Though I doubt anyone's cock is actually covered in silky, water-resistant fur.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

mine certainly isn't
it's coarse and absorbent.

hello. how are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Like a sea sponge?
Hanging like a thief at the gallows, but other than that pretty good thank you dear. How are you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

more or less.
glad you are well. I'm pretty good. Stoked that it is the weekend!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Yay, weekend!
Got much planned?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

going round to a mate's place for dinner, spliffs and mariokart tonight
probably surfing tomorrow, then playing a gig.

good plans!

you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Well, there goes any chance of productivity today
Mario Kart shall be booted up instead.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Getting my nipple pierced today if I don't epically chicken out.
No plans yet for tonight, but house party on saturday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

MTFU and do it!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

nice
I like piercings. certain ones anyway.

my mrs hasn't even got pierced ears, so doubt she'd fancy getting a nipple or tongue piercing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Tongue piercings rock
And don't hurt as much as I feared. 10 days of hell as it's all swollen though...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I really hate those top lip ones
off to the side.

awful.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Madonnas
Yes, they are the epitome of chav, especially if they're gold.
I had a Medusa once, top lip in the middle (philtrum).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

those are cool
I like the look of a ring through the middle of the bottom lip too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Depends whether they use the new range of "Wild Thing" condoms.
Though early customer feedback suggest the ridges on the "Corocodile" may have been a bit overdone.
(Cave Duck, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

on the otherhand if it slipped off
it'd be a question of Where the Wild Things Were
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Hahaha!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Very good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Wild thing, I
I think I lost you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I heard there was a very fast recall on the "hedgehog"

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

well it wasn't very fast
more slow and painful, and messy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:37, Reply)

and HOT

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I'm puzzled as to how you think
dragging out your partners insides via the medium of spikes is HOT
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Judging by some of the weird anime shit I see at work
Some people like it. Fucking WRONG.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Your job must have ruined your brain

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

My mental shields are pretty effective
But it's no doubt taken it's toll on me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I heard the Rabbit got an excellent response

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

ATTN Jilly Cooper fans.
Most Friday night Jilly Cooper can be found at The Stirrup Cup Pub in Bisley (Glos) pissed out of her head. So please go stalk the annoying bitch. And if she makes no effort to get out of your way when you are buying drinks 'accidentally' drop a pint of 6X on her like Mrs Tugnut did.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)