No. Go and do it. Now.
I got woken up by our washing machine. It's right above my bedroom, and the fucking thing sounds like it's trying to take off, it makes the whole house vibrate. Utterly not hangover friendly.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:27, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wahey, you're back.
How's uni life?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Fabulous, darling.
I've missed Manchester like I would miss my leg. And my new house is excellent.

How are you? Married life still fun?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

What kind of strange, messed up design
Has a washing machine above a bedroom?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Student house.
My room is downstairs next to the kitchen, washing machine and tumble drier is upstairs next to the bathroom.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Oh right, obviously
No wait, that's a bit mental.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Student houses tend to be a bit oddly designed
To fit all the bedrooms in. I'd much rather it wasn't the other way round, the washing machine in here and me in the airing cupboard.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

alright Applebite
enjoying uni?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Alright Amberl
Yes ta. My head isn't this morning though.
Have you gone back to uni yet?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

No I'll be back by next Sunday
good night I take it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Yep yep yep
Out with my friend from college and her housemates. She's a mental in all the right ways and I love her. Most gullible person I know.

Highlights of the night included us dancing (badly) round her living room and singing (even worse) to Drive by Incubus as loud as physically possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Good track

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

That sounds great fun :)
can't wait for Halloween myself, knows it's sad
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Me neither!
I need to get my costume, I uber-excited. What are you dressing up as?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

A doll
possibly a living dead doll

Any ideas yourself?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

Oh man, that will be so creepy.
I think I'm going to be Burlesque Beetlejuice.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)

It will indeed be creepy
proper doll makeup, possibly curl my hair/ringlet it, and wear a white dress with petticoats if I can find them.

Burlesque Beetlejuice? I've never seen that :D
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Dolls like that scare the shit out of me,
I'm afraid I'm quite glad I won't be seeing you on Halloween.

Yeah, black and white striped corset, bustle and stockings in place of the suit. Everything else the same as it should be, the big boots, shirt and tie, make up and hair etc. To be honest, it's mostly just an excuse to buy a bustle and another corset.

The friend I went out with last night is going to be the Eiffel Tower.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Charming haha
I've never seen the point of just dressing sexy on Halloween. Better to have a proper costume. I'll tag the photos on facebook and scare you :)

Eiffel Tower- what gave her the idea?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

A'wight Applebite
Stab any housemates who put the machine on during sleeping hours.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

My carving knife is ready and waiting.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

In goes knife
Out comes blood!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Clothes all stained, and the cycle (see what I did there?) continues...

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)