hahahahaha
right now i am wearing a very old pink/mauve long-sleeved t-shirt and fluffy pink socks and balancing poppadums and houmous on my lap because i am too lazy to put them on the table. hot or not? i think not!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:09, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think so.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:09, Reply)

now i am pink/mauve

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:14, Reply)

good girl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:14, Reply)

go on then
i'll seductively peel off the socks for that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:17, Reply)

*suavely raises eyebrow*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:18, Reply)

done
and i've also binned off the houmous/poppadums. it just gets better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:23, Reply)

The only way it would be better is if you needed a foot massage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:27, Reply)

i prefer
head massages. i love having my head/neck massaged and hair messed with. unless i've been to the hairdresser. then it's touch and die a slow fiery death.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:29, Reply)

You win
I back off defeated and will never darken your convos again.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:30, Reply)

we both know you don't mean that!
at least, you'd better not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:34, Reply)

Rejection does that to a man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:36, Reply)

it was a suggestion
not a rejection
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:39, Reply)

Do you have any other suggestions?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:40, Reply)

loads
but they're more of a fifth date kind of thing!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:44, Reply)

You're a saucy bird Rachel.
I like that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:47, Reply)

i am actually
very sweet and innocent
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:48, Reply)

I prefer saucy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:49, Reply)

i refer you
to the knee high socks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:57, Reply)

The legendary knee high socks.
anyway baby, I gotta go to bed. see you around sometime.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:58, Reply)

ciao bella

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 1:02, Reply)

*withers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:10, Reply)

hey Monty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=THCj2AJuNVE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:13, Reply)

Yes?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gROQ6fLOiCQ
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:17, Reply)

*throws some shapes*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXCN1DhHTZA&feature=related
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:20, Reply)

I saw a live PA of that before it was released.
I also own this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1osmmBncHU

It cost me a fucking fortune.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:22, Reply)

Your daughter's legacy?
I have an original 12" release of Jam master flash and the furious five's 'The message'. I'm hoping it will be worth something before I die.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:27, Reply)

That record
was a pivotal moment in my life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:30, Reply)

nice
but I'll raise you

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6dxYka2tRk
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:20, Reply)

*wins again*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLtlZHaHrMw
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:24, Reply)

Uh, produced by Primo and with Mos between Cosby Mysteries and H2G2.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycJ5m5Mt9JE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:26, Reply)

I bought this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjfYXyAlrk8

the day it came out.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:29, Reply)

Good man.
Mos Def is an excellent rapper- impeccable flow and intelligent lyrics.

Not going to link me to any Pendulum?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:31, Reply)

No, I like you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:33, Reply)

That was piss funny when that Foxtrot fellow was marvelling at Pendulum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:35, Reply)

sorry monty
i meant, killer heels and hold-up fishnets with purple satin trim at the top, a matching purple push up bra, two glasses of champagne, two premium lines the size of cigarettes and nothing else.

is that better?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:14, Reply)

*has aneurism*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:15, Reply)

can't you put out first?
god how selfish
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:18, Reply)

*makes miraculous recovery*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:20, Reply)

that's much much much
more like it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:22, Reply)

*calls cab firm back, gets bollocking for time-wasting,
assures controller this time I mean it*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:33, Reply)

you're as bad as me with your taxi fetish
just bribe me sufficiently, i'll pick you up in the batmobile.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:35, Reply)

My taxi fetish
is the least of your problems *orders troupe of midgets*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:41, Reply)

weirdly
i once got booted off a VIP table in mahiki for david gest. who had brought with him a troupe of dancing thai midgets.

monty........................... you're not david gest are you??????? i don't think my heart could stand it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:43, Reply)

Even I
am not that repugnant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:48, Reply)

actually
i've heard you are genuinely quite hot.

and it wasn't even you who said it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:57, Reply)

You shouldn't believe The Internet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 1:20, Reply)

What is your obsession with *describes action in 3rd person surrounded by asterisks*?
I would have thought you hated them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:44, Reply)

*takes a sharp intake of breath, suavely*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:45, Reply)

*readies her fists*
*adjusts knuckledusters*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:45, Reply)

*puts on some Pendulum*
*dies*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:46, Reply)

*chooses the mountains every time you choose the sea*
*sobs, a little*
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:47, Reply)

what?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:48, Reply)

Continuing the music theme, dear boy.
I was doing a bit of a Cave Duck
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:49, Reply)

No doubt
that's a 'Skins' reference
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:49, Reply)

Bugger off, y' gimmer.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:50, Reply)

You have to forgive me,
I'm from 'The South'.

What?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:52, Reply)

Old man,
or a 1-2 year old ewe. Take your pick.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:52, Reply)

Foreskins reference more like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:51, Reply)

Hey, only one of the people there was a massive bellend.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 0:52, Reply)

Nonononono, it was better before.
Do you have any gwakamoli? I fucking love gwakilmoi, I like it home made so you get lumpy bits and smooth bits and silky. Was the condiments wresting on your left or right thigh, or down the centre on a tray with a cushoon under it and a nice moteef of a photo of some pebbles or maybe a picture of a dog? Oh god, I love that mental image so much. Are your pink fluffy socks from Morgan? Morgan socks are so sexy, the way they have 'morgan' written on them. On your top, is the label really silky, and is it on the left or the right side? I like it when it's on the right side because it frees up my right hand to hold a ciggerette or a can of 'v'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)