I've just given the kithen a once-over.
I'm watching the car racing too, I donno what I'm looking at or who I want to win.

I'm still convinced that racers or someone in the team uses video games in a proffesional capacity, not sure where, but I'm sure of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:32, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I cooked for breakfast a couple of a chappatis sandwiched with indian tomarto/onion paste, cheese and chorizo then griddle panned.
It's OK, eddable, but next time I'll do it with normal tomarto paste.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I think they use a sumulator to practise at times as the rules limit how much time they can spend practising in a real car.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

But I see it like this, they're told they might race in some place they've never been, he's at home, it's a sunday and dinner will be ready in a few hours...
... so rather than get dressed and go into the simulator set up in the spare room, they bung a disk into the playstation and give it a little go so they can see rougly what it's like.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I am sure this has happened at some point.
There was an episode of Top Gear a few years ago where Clarkson drove a Honda NSX around a track on a playstation then went and did the same IRL (same car & track). He couldn't beat his playstation laptime
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

OH MAN, tow cars have crashed, they're getting out the cars, I want to ride around in the safety car, that's a whicked car.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I got to drive around Silverstone a few years ago on my own in a supercharged Jag. 4 laps was not enough

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

i have no tv and so am not watching this race
but it's probably more interesting having the updates from you lot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Another two have gone out now, I think they're from the same team. One car went flying.
There is a bloke holding the nose of a car, it's amazing how they can put it together and take it appart, pretty much anything on the car, inside the time it takes me to open the lid of some pickles before the seal is broken.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

woah
it sounds crashtastic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Oh fuck, for the first time ever in sports, I rewinded to see what happened to Hamilton.
I donno why he stopped, I don't think what happened was shown.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

he cained it into webber

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Ahh, cool
The only trouble with this sport, from a spectator's point of view, it's one of the only sports in the world that I can think of where you can't see the entire playing field at the same time, and in fact, at any one point, can only see a small percentage of the whole thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

There are probably more cameras in F1 than they are in any other sport.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

i went to silverstone once
wasn't F1, but it was still pretty fast and as such CRAP. It was noisy and stinky and you saw the cars for a fraction of a second every so often. Much better on telly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Cool, that's what I reckon too, unless you're in a car, the view will be shit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
Mentioning cleaning the kitchen to try to impress.
I like it.
( thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

and so it begins!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)

This is going to be VERY entertaining.

( thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

we can make him cleaner! tidier than he was before!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I'll be round with a mop. Oh yes.

( thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

oh lol to this convo.
I've changed quite a bit since I got Irish to fuck off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I remember my first visit to your flat.
You blamed your flatmates for the mess...for the three-day old takeaway on the coffee table, the chicken carcass in the kitchen, the piles of newspapers...
Then I went into your room and discovered I could not walk across it as every piece of carpet was covered with something, including that old, broken TV.
I became suspicious.
Now a new dawn is breaking for Gonz. You will be a domestic goddess.
( thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Heh, I'm not saying the comunal areas wearn't me, but far from all of it, by quite a long shot.
I've come a really long way since then though, and believe me, I was way way worst when I lived by myself; which I think was some sort of LOLMENTAL thing.

When Irish moved out and it was just me and SF, the place instantly improved by quite a long shot, so it can't have been all me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Heehee
No, I do understand a lot of it was him.
SF is pretty tidy though, so you three will be fine.
( thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

=)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Oh Christ, is London ready for this?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

No

( thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Didn't think so!
We buried Reg last night. It was very sad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

:(

( thealternativefact, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

He has a nice memorial rock though.
And it's the same colour as he was.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

hwve you painted massive balls on it?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)