Non-congested thread this way
*suave edit*

Question 1- Vampires or zombies?

Question 2- Photosynthesis or transubstantiation?

Question 3- How can anyone actually think that homeopathy works?

Linkypoos- www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKqLKiU2v_M

Alright?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:28, 168 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Needs MOAR question

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:29, Reply)

it's not a thread
unless it has 3 alt q questions and a link
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Have you put your stuff on ebay yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:45, Reply)

that makes 4

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:47, Reply)

No. It makes 5.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

are you sure?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Yeah.
There are questions one to three before the link. Then the question in the OP asking if I'm 'alright?' and then me mentioning e-bay that took it to 5.

Obvioiusly, you've added another question, meaning there are now 6 questions.

EDIT: Just noticed another one. We'll leave the question count here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Oh mindpiss

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

I have put two dresses up
the third can wait till tomorrow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Has the bidding been furious?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

well two bids
on the nicest dress. But only up to 2 pounds currently. Sure I can't persuade you to invest in some crossdressing gear?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I'm a size 11
Shame. I'd have been onto them straight away otherwise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

uh, they're stretchy?
Easy to wash as well... you know for all your 'needs'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Wipe clean?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Nah
you just put them on a 'viscous cycle'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:01, Reply)

did I mean
circle? I wasn't sure
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:03, Reply)

you meant a vicious circle :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:03, Reply)

and that's why I'm hilarious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:04, Reply)

and that's why I should stop smoking drugs

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I liked it :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Sorry.
I would have laughed, but I never noticed the original 'typo'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Won't that be the cause of the stain though?
Dog jizz?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

the solution is named after the problem

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

solution.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:08, Reply)

bidding wanking
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

6 now.
did you not see the "Alright?"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

yeah, I was just adding an extra one
i thought jeff might explode if I tried hard enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Would he really?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

he says he's stopped counting
or has he?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

84

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

have you got that right?
are you sure?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Shall we give him more to count?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)

He couldn't handle any more could he?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Do you think he'll start crying?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:02, Reply)

do you really want to see a grown man cry?
wait, is he a grown man?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I don't know, is he?
But do you really want to find out?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:05, Reply)

how would we do that, anyway?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I guess we could ask him?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

would he answer?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Is it just me, or will this never get old?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

can you really imagine a time when this is not funny?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Does anyone NOT find this funny?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:14, Reply)

where will it end?
is he exploded yet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:15, Reply)

:-)
????
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:18, Reply)

does that mean it worked?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Who knows???

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)

does it count as two if you have two question marks?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Yes.
Do you agree ???????
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)

do you care???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Not in the slightest! ? !

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

oh.

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:24, Reply)

Sad times. I leave for 10 mins and you give in.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)

there were a lot of
??s to deal with
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:31, Reply)

Were there?
I didn't notice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:33, Reply)

can't you see them?????

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:36, Reply)

No- where are they??????

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)

can you look up???

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Can you stop asking me fucking questions?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)

I might explode*
As I've just had a masssive curry and feel really bloated now.

*Although I think it highly unlikely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Much better
1. Vampires every time. Not Twilight though
2. Transubstantiation please. Mmm taste of God
3. People are stupid
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

how can you justify vampires
they are mostly a bit goth even when not twigletted. Except maybe the Nosferatu, or those kerrazy Malcavians
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Well I'll pick Ventrue thanks :P
But vampires at least have their own minds. Zombies are just dead meat walking.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

or a cool analogy for creeping death?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

nah not my sort of thing
why would anyone pick being a diseased hunk of meat, over being a dashing hunk of meat?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:55, Reply)

zombie make up is way cooler to do
certainly I'd rather shag a vampire than a zombie. Although someone did point out that if they have regeneration a man could make a hole and fuck them anywhere, then it would heal up afterwards

i know the wrong kinds of people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Plus depending on what sort of vampire
you get powers etc. Zombies just get the power to be blasted apart by the hero.

What sort of zombies have regeneration?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

vengeance zombies
you have to dismiss them, level 4 usually, before you completely destroy them, at least in my experience
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:01, Reply)

which game is that from?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:03, Reply)

lorien trust
larp
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I'll take your word on it
The only computer game I've ever played with zombies in it was Thief
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:08, Reply)

zombies are more satisfying to kill
less mind control, more just lamping them until they fall down.

someone I know was obsessed with being a vampire (in the larp world) and pestered and pestered about it. Once he got his card with his special ability on it it said "...thinks he is a vampire BUT IS NOT" We loled
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)

so in the larp world
you have to be gifted with your character?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:12, Reply)

no, but special abilities are
harder to come by. You have to do a ritual or pay for them in OSPs (like XP) or get bitten by another vampire (that can backfire, though)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:14, Reply)

I see
and (channelling the Masquerade) just bitten will make you a ghoul
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:15, Reply)

no - well i guess it will in the masquerade larp
but the one I play you get a coin flip, I think you die if you lose. Same for werewolves and paladins
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Better.

Zombies
N/A
N/A
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

N/A?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Couldn't decide
Not bothered

I'm very tired and stoned, forgive me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Tired because you're stoned, or just tired?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:47, Reply)

both, it's a viscous cycle

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

thickly liquid washing programme?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

no one going to notice this then?
well I guess it's no fun being hilarious if no one notices
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

fine! fine!
you know some comedians are paid for this level of wit?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

ECHO...echo...cho..ho..o.o

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Echo...echo...hi

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)

woah!
you made me jump, there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

sorry
a poor show on my part there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)

It made me laugh :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

YAY!
validation!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I just got it. HA

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

it's a slow burner

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Like an angry pushbike.
Did you gig this weekend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

No man,
no way near gigging yet only been together with the new guy for a few weeks. We only have four finished songs.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Got yourself a BeboSpaceFace page?
Or whatever its called.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Don't even have a name yet.
We will sort it at Christmas when on break.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Call yourself 'West Brom'
You'll be able to win battle-of-the-bands type things against much better opposition.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:58, Reply)

I HATE YOU

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Have you seen the highlights from yesterday? I never got round to watching MOTD
Were you lot shit or were West Brom good?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Both really
credit to West Brom they tore the defence apart. Almunia lost if for us though. So shit it's untrue.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:18, Reply)

But you have made record profits....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:19, Reply)

so buy a bloody keeper|!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:19, Reply)

That isn't the Wenger way is it?
I thought you lot had some youngster who is tipped as being a genius between the posts?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:21, Reply)

doesn't help us now
we need a veteran keeper for the next couple of seasons to blood him.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

There is one at Ashton Gate you can have.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:26, Reply)

Now we are that not that desperate

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I'll even give him a lift.
Thus protecting the previous profit margins.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:34, Reply)

zombies
photostantiation
magical thinking
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Yeah. I'm fine.
Hang on. Have I missed the point of the thread.... again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

glad to hear it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 21:48, Reply)

TheDisappointed logic.
Join the bottom of any thread.

Yes I'm fine and wearing purple undies.

What's going on? Who are you? I'm 92 you know.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:13, Reply)

there are words and we are pretend people in your mind
i have no pants on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:20, Reply)

If you're in my mind
I pity you, because you're wallowing about in all sorts of shite that decent people ought not to wallow about in.

If you want a piece of my mind feel free to take a chunk.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:30, Reply)

hello children
how is everyone?? me, i am in oxford, have just finished our 3 hours dedicated writing time (which clearly we spent in the pub) and am now trying to draft a long and technical letter on a service charge dispute whilst 5 double vodkas down. hope the professional indemnity insurance is up to date...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:32, Reply)

Excellent usage of time
which pub?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:35, Reply)

the jericho tavern, is it?
very nice nachos. but they need more than one barman at a time, it took ages to get served!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I know the one
it's pretty nice. Foodwise there is a place near the exam schools that does some nice pub food
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)

college food is pretty dire
any recommendations welcome as we have taken to sneaking out afterwards! do you know the name?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)

I'll try and remember the name
it's down the little street that leads to Oriel college.

Mind me asking which college you're eating at?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 0:20, Reply)

Can't you just copy and paste one you've done before?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:35, Reply)

that would be nice
but no, the facts are different and the lease terms are different, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)

How much are they quibbling over?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:38, Reply)

£150,000 plus VAT and costs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:39, Reply)

So it's a figure worth fighting for then.
Why not put a clause in that says..

'Unless you stop behaving like children you'll have to have a fight wearing the pink boxing gloves'

That might lighten the mood a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:41, Reply)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell
i don't get to draft the clauses, you see. it only comes to me when it goes Wrong!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

So is your client trying to claim, or avoid paying the service charge?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:49, Reply)

my client is the landlord
it has spent about £1.5M on the building and every other tenant has paid it. these jokers are sitting there with the benefit of the brand new air con and decor and lifts but refusing to pay for it.

they will be sued. oh yes. they will be sued.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Is going to court your favourite bit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:52, Reply)

depends
it's interesting but terribly stressful. normally i wouldn't go to court for something like this, i'd just send the bailiffs in to take their stuff or stat demand them first, but for various technical legal reasons, can't do that here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)

I'm imagining something between LA Law and Ally McBeal
With a bit of 'send in the heavies' for good measure.

If you like using bailiffs, have a gander at Operation Repo on YouTube. Nothing but professional these lads. Hell no.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)

ha thanks
i will do! always looking for new heavies to frighten away squatters and debtors... the more unprofessional the better...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:02, Reply)

I'm not saying they provoke those who property the need to reclaim but....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=96ZZVZlCNec
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)

hello you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

hello trouble
good weekend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:46, Reply)

alright thanks
did some painting
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:47, Reply)

art or house?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)

House
I am terrible at art and drawing, which is ironic really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:52, Reply)

which room and what colour and do you want to come round and touch mine up too?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:55, Reply)

Kitchen woodwork, jasmine white.
I would love to come round and touch yours up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 22:56, Reply)

make sure you bring your paintbrush
ideally it will be long and thick enough to make sure you get to all the hard-to-reach spots without splashing all over the floor.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:03, Reply)

I'm an expert brush handler.
I can reach all the awkward nooks and crannies.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:04, Reply)

i've got an image in my head now
of the closing credits of "brush strokes" where he is painting the wall.

and the theme tune was dexy's midnight runners singing "because of you". i fucking love that song. if i ever marry some unfortunate that will be our first dance!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:08, Reply)

When I got married I had that played.
The marriage didn't last.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:09, Reply)

hmmmm
ok i'll put it in the possibly a bad omen pile.

of course, first i have to find a halfway decent bloke, then i can worry about what song to dance to at the wedding.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Granted. If we are using the fact my marriage didn't work as a gauge for cursed songs
You can add any indie classic to the list as well.

All I can say, is make sure any future husband is nothing like my ex wife.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

has it made you cynical?l
or would you like to do it again someday?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

At the moment, I'd not get married ever again.
However. That could well change, subject to meeting the right person, and using the wisdom from the first experience.

What I got isn't what I signed up for. That was one of the most difficult things to cope with.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:32, Reply)

not all girls are like that
but then you know that, i guess it's just about waiting to feel ready to try it again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)

What I signed up for and was expecting
Was the person who I'd fallen in love with to be fundamentally the same when we were married. Yes, both of us would change over time, get a bit older and a bit wiser and all that sort of thing, but core values were, I thought, fixed.

Turns out, people can change. And change quite a lot.

We were probably too young when we got married. Maybe that was it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)

you never see what someone is really like
until you split up. some of the things i see when couples have split up and are dividing property is enough to make you swear off the opposite sex forever.

so long as it hasn't made you too scarred though. the next one will be different.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

We'll see.
But seeing just how easily the last marriage fell apart - despite a number of proper goes at sorting things out and getting everything on an even keel - makes me wonder if life isn't easier with the 'being able to just walk away option' still in place.

It would have saved a few years of misery as we could have drawn a line under everything, rather than hoping the fact we'd got married made things worth persevering with.

I wouldn't have had those last 2 years with a 'girl friend' I'd have ended the relationship long before that.

Cynical? Just a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:46, Reply)

the fact of "marriage"
is why a lot of people don't bother with it, i think you're absolutely right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:50, Reply)

Get married.
It might suit you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:55, Reply)

i doubt
anyone could put up with me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 0:05, Reply)

Is that because every time some disagrees with you and 'objects'
You put on a grey wig and shout 'overrulled!'

(Yes, I know you're not a Judge).

Why would you say that though? What makes you think you're unbearable?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)

There's no such thing as the "right" person.
The best you can hope for is someone less infuriating than average.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:58, Reply)

premature deafness might also help

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 0:05, Reply)

Eyes right?
Want to continue the discussion from the left of the page?

(Although I am going to bed soon).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 0:08, Reply)

'expert brush handler' should be my new sig

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:14, Reply)

go on then
i dare you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:16, Reply)

are you flirting with me, Miss Swipe?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:18, Reply)

i don't know how to flirt
i told you, i'm very sweet and innocent.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

I won the dare.
What do I win?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

pride?
it's all i can manage from this distance
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)

Damn.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:35, Reply)

sorry
i'm bloody good but even i have my geographical limits
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Fair enough
When's the next London bash? I put a York one on the calendar but no takers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:40, Reply)

i think DG is having one in october

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

I'll see if I can make it.
I'll ask around for couch space.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

i'm sure there'll be plenty
i might well be abroad, so unfortunately i probably won't be going. but i have quite a lot of space at mine if i do go, so you can ask me if you are coming.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 23:49, Reply)