If you'd attempted to write an essay entitled "what kind of weekend would most throw into stark relief the arsey two days endured by Darth Foxtrot?"
I think it'd go something like that

In all seriousness, I'm very glad you had a good time, that's what weekends are supposed to be about. How are the wedding plans going? Let me know if you'd like lessons for your first dance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can help with the first dance as well
it might be horribly inappropriate though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I'll teach Vippers a romantic Waltz
You work your magic with Mrs V, and the results should at least be interesting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I actually may take you up on that
neither me or the mrs can dance for shit.

We're in a lull with the plans at the moment. We've booked the venue, planned the food etc. Mrs has bought a dress. The venue are taking car of a lot of stuff, so we don't have to.

I'm currently in a quandry over what we can afford honeymoonwise. At the moment it is looking like we could just about afford to spend two weeks shut in our own house with basic rations.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Make it a week shut in your house with FUCK-OFF MASSIVE CHOCOLATE
Every woman's dream. So you have a date then?

If I lived locally to you I would very happily teach you whatever dance you wanted, but it's really not something you can do remotely. I could probably recommend a decent dance school in your area though, my teacher knows fucking everyone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

10th of September
I may take you up on that. We need to decide on a song first though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Cannibal Corpse - Entrails ripped from a virgin's cunt
Done.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I fancy Dragonforce - Heart of a Dragon
finding a band who could cover it would be tricky though.

My current forerunner is Pride and Joy by Stevie Ray Vaughn.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I only know In The Fire and the Flames
So I'm imagining they all sound the same, ludicrous fret-wanking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

pretty much
some of them have some a capella bits in them.

I know they are cheesy and wanky, but I can't help but smile when listening to them.

Also it is amusing to use it as sex music.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

you should both attend a bash
and teach him there and then while we watch and make humorous comments.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

my mrs is quite shy and so this is very unlikely to happen
I'm not sure if I'll manage to get her along to a bash at all even.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

That's a shame : (

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

it is
it's strange, because once you know her even a little bit she's quite gregarious, but I think she gets a bit freaked out by new people en masse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I used to be like that too.
Maybe she'll grow out of it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

perhaps
I'm not sure I'd want her to meet you lot anyway. Several people have already said they are going to try and steal her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Mine too
I think that introducing her to you lot would be well outside of her comfort zone. Also, she gets annoyed when people call me gay - feels it reflects badly on her, bizarrely - so I doubt it would end well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

yeah, that doesn't sound like a recipe for success

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

this is good news for me.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)