I've never been to Uni
My only experience of Freshers week have been telling students to go away because the bar I worked in didn't allow Pub Golf.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

pub golf is fucking dull
what's wrong with going to a pub with some friends, ordering drinks you like, drinking them at a reasonable pace and not having to rush off after ten minutes to repeat til death.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

You miss out on the looking after some guy you've just met
because he's to drunk to stand.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I'm always the guy who looks after the random
Because I'm too nice.
Of course, if they're a bloke or a minger, then I don't bother. Goes without saying.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

looks after the random ends up cleaning someone else's sick off their shoes

/voice of bitter experience
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I managed to do a Matrix-style* dodge backwards
To avoid puke in that situation.

*May have looked more like I was suddenly punch in the gut by Patrick Swayze's ghost*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I have a sad history of going for the catch rather than the dodge.
All too often the vomiting mong has been in my house.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

This is useful info

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I'm going to have to cone off your parking space.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Sadtimes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I'll "cone off" your "parking space"
ifyouknowwhatimean
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's nice* to know that you're equal-opportunity rapey.
*terrifying
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

You're not my type.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I honestly have no idea.
I mean, I've been on Pub Crawls and they're ok as you don't get forced to finish.

Also, why does it become funny to nick traffic signs and cones when you become a student?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I think we nicked one once because it was ironic.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I thought they were made of plastic?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

*shakes head*

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Pub golf doesn't agree with me.
Srsly, even steady drinking like going to the pub at 6 and going home at 11 I'm generally slaughtered.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

5 HOURS OF DRINKING GETS YOU DRUNK????
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME????
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

And that's at about one beverage every 30 mins.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Shocking.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

You seem totally surprised by this
it's like you've never seen me drunk.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I never have
I'm in the minority.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I would normally agree,
but it's just occurred to me how utterly irresposible I have been, and the dangers I have exposed my family to by NOT having cones and a No Parking sign in the front room. I just hope it's still car free when I get home.
(Cave Duck, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

This made me smile

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)