He is, right now.
He's thinking about himself in that dress.
Dirty slag.
( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

CAN YOU ALL PLEASE STOP PICTURING ME COMPLETELY NAKED COVERED IN GLITTER WITH A WINK AND SMILE ON MY FACE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

*resists strikethrough*

( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Don't resist! Don't Resist!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Not the first time you've said that to her, aye, aye, AYE?
CAN WE ALL PLEASE STOP PICTURING AL DOING A JACKHAMMER ON AN CLENDRIX.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT HOLDING CLENDRIXS LEGS OVER MY SHOULDERS WHILE I FRANTICALLY THRUST MY GROIN AT HERS.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

DO NOT THINK ABOUT AL'S TINY MICROPENIS AND HIS SOBBING OVER THE FACT HE'LL NEVER SATISFY A WOMAN

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I am thinking about what I'm having for tea and when I'm buying my new boots.

( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

ooh new boots!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

SOON!

( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

YAY!!
What kind you getting? I saw some awesome boots the other day but they were expensive and i have minus money
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I don't want boots, but I also don't have any money.
Shall we make a "I have no money club" and not meet up as we can't afford the bus fare.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

We can send each other pictures of us staying in watching TV

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

but only be email
because MMS's are expensive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

And eating Tesco Value digestive biscuits
and pot noodles.

TGB, what's going on in your life at the moment, I fear I've missed some news. Are you leaving your job and moving to London to Live with Gonz?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

No, what gave you that idea?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

The post where you said you were quitting your job and moving to london.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I knew you read my posts really!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

So are you actually moving to London?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Yes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

With Gonz.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Today I just increased my overdraft, silly bank, why are they giving me so much money ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

.... and by that, I mean, enough to get to job interviews and stuff, rather than exgravances such as, running water.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

You've got running water? You posh git!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

14 hole DMs
Probably black.
( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

From that shop you probably shouldn't be allowed in?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Yes

( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'M NOT IMAGINING CLENDRIX WEARING 14 HOLE DMs AND NOTHING ELSE

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I am

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I don't know what's real anymore!
When are you moving to London?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

November timeish

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

WOOOOOO!!!!!!
Where are you moving?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

To the beverly hills of north London

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Are you going to sleep with Sexface?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Depends how drunk and lonely I get

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

That'll be a yes then

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

*judges*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Oh be quiet, you.

( thealternativefact, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I think you'll find I am perfectly within my rights to be filled with bile and spite.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I wonder what DM stands for, probably some fetish sex term that I don't know about because I don't spend all day every day looking at more and more extream sex fetish websites.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Dirty Mudflaps.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

You see, I was thinking along those lines, like "Dick mouth" or whatever, but you wouldn't have the word 'hole' before it, and she wouldn't be wearing it.
C'mon Collective ! We can do it !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

dado masochism
for people who like kinky DIY
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I just made sushi using my rice cooker.
It's quite edible !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Have you got teh seaweed to wrap it and stuff
or have you done the ones with the rice patties and a butterfly prawn on top?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

I got the lot, nori, vinegar, rice, crabsticks, special mayo.... the works !
I didn't cut it into different pieces though 'cus I don't have a sharp enough knife.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I saw a lovely
Sushi knife in a shop in Soho on Saturday, was £190.

Do want.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

My flatmates who are moving out have a fucking amazing knife set, I'm really going to miss it when they move out.
It's a £500 kit she got heverly discounted.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

thanks for that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)