Saw a Range Rover with the reg number "W1C K3D"
Fucking beakering helmet.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh, I also forgot
I used to play hockey at Chelsea's old training ground occasionally. Damion Duff's Range Rover had the numberplate "DUFFA" (no, I don't know how, legally, but it did).

And he used to moan about intrusion into his private life. Cock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:14, Reply)

He looks like a mong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I don't really have that big a problem
with personalised reg numbers. But when they're spelling out an early nineties buzzword whilst attached to an already gaudy cock-mobile, I will suspend my otherwise fairly laidback attitude to them.

Just how big an attention-seeking clown do you have to be to think to yourself "My oversized Chelsea tractor doesn't get me enough attention, I'd best spend another couple of grand on getting me a reg that'll make me look well street, innit. I'll look almost exactly like LL Cool J then!"

It won't, but it will make your car look like the vehicular equivalent of Jordan, you total, total cock.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Quick Straw Poll
Who has a private reg on b3ta?

I do - R30 MOO
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Nope
My reg ends in ABV, which is appropriate, but coincidental.

Edit: I see what you did there. Drive a Skyline, do you?
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

No, a BMW
Why Skyline?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Earliest incarnation of the Skyline series was an R30

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Ahh
No, I got the plate from my missus for my 30th birthday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Damn I did that thing again where I forgot you weren't a girl.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Hope this helps then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Awesome!
I've never influenced anyone's sig before. Except TGB but she was just being a bitch.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

*doffs cap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Moi? A bitch? Surely not

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I was as surprised as you were

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Oh
that's how Nissan do the model numbers. R30, R32, R33 etc.

Don't mind me!
( Kroney, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I want one but some guy in Basingstoke has mine.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Which is?
Or have I missed something... is it K1TTY?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

No, it's a version of my actual name
and it would match my sister's which is in a similar style.

I'm totally checking for Kitty now though. My actual name plate on its own is £170,000.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I have a unique number plate
It's GX09BOF

I haven't seen any other bugger with it.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

hehe
BOF
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

he used to beat up his bird from Emmerdale, that Sammy Winward chick.
allegedly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:24, Reply)

OOOCHAYAFUCKAYA!
Just Googled - wow!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:29, Reply)

she didn't look that great with a black eye
bastard.

EDIT: I mean that Duff guy was a bastard, not you!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I am indeed a bastard though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I see a Lotus with the numberplate
GH05 TED

Which I think is a little cool *dons flame retardent suit*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I would never have a personalised plate, except perhaps if I could get W4 NKA

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

someone on my road has
MY 81TCH

which makes me laugh a lot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:23, Reply)

They don't.
Or at least they are running a false plate if they are. 81 plates won't come out until 2031.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Eh? You can have any combination of numbers and letters can't you?
You're just not allowed to make out a car is newer than it is.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

no, you can't.
You can only have plates after they are released. You can have any plate that has been previously released as long as it isn't registered on another car. (Edit) and, as you say, you can't make a car look newer than it is)

The current system uses two letters to signify the area (so all scots plates start S) and then two numbers for the year, for 6 month sections. So 02 and 52 were 2002. 12 and 62 are 2012, so 31 and 81 would be 2031.

If someone is running that plate it's probably MY51 TCH and maybe they've put screw heads in the 5 to look like an 8.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Pretty sure I saw this on a bimma once

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

M25 JAM was my favourite personal plate
sold for a fucking fortune though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

F40 I saw in my childhood
had 8YE 8YE. Probably long gone.

Shakespeare fanatatic (or actor) on Chealsea Bank has cars with 2 BE and NOT 2 BE.

These two here: maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&q=chealsea,&sll=51.481637,-0.171833&sspn=0.009167,0.01929&ie=UTF8&split=1&rq=1&ev=zi&radius=0.5&hq=chealsea,&hnear=&ll=51.481797,-0.175459&spn=0.009167,0.01929&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.481947,-0.175344&panoid=kmfVGgL-cvBdRYv-EEDLPw&cbp=12,103.97,,1,14.85
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I've seen those cars on the embankment & one of them is parked near my office a lot
Used to be a Bentley and an Aston, but the Aston has been swapped for an S63 S Class AMG Merc.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Well, at least he has good taste in Mercedes.
AHAHAHAHAHA
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

You can't have good taste in mercedes
you've demonstrated your lack of taste simply by buying one.

Although, why you would have an AMG S-class is utterly beyond me. It's like buying a comfortable reclining sofa then replacing all the cushions with razor wire.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I have to ask
...are they not frightfully vulgar?

(no offence, Sportscow)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Only if they aren't stupid, like mine

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I think it depends what you are trying to achieve.
It's very British to find them vulgar, though. The Yanks generally have them, and transfer them from car to car, which actually makes more sense than our system, I think, as the plate gives you the driver not the car.

I'd have one if I thought it wasn't cunty. But I wouldn't pay lots of money for it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

You can't get ones that are classified as offensive
so, for instance, P15 SED exists but P155 OFF doesn't. So I'm guessing W4 NKA is out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I guess I won't get to have
V491NAS any time soon then. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I dunno, they have to identify it as offensive, that might sneak under the radar
Although, as it happened, I've just checked and that doesn't exist. Shame. Sorry :(
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)