84p for a quarter of Lions midget gems.
Discuss.

alt q: What are you looking forward to?
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:30, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

People constantly disappoint me.
I should lower my expectations, obviously.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Rootachacha
Haven't seen you for a while, how's tricks?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I'm gooood but ever so busy.
I'm just here while I have some din-dins. How's you Kitzo?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

s'all good ta
I like autumn, it's pretty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

it's cozy
it's for snuggling up and getting all boozy and mulled.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

mulled cider is the best thing about the Christmas season

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Ere, you thread-editing fucker
You've made me look like a right miserable cunt now.
I'm looking forward to a trip to Edinburgh and Fife. Hopefully at the end of the month.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Aw : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I get joy from other humans too
but sometimes they make me so cross or sad.
Being a barmaid really tested my patience last night.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

All sweets, crisps and pop are arse-rapingly expensive these days
Unless you buy multi-packs from the supermarket.

Alt A:
5pm so I can go home. I have a completely tedious day of work to get through today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Costco is where it's at
You can get your body weight in Haribo for a few quid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Not YOUR body weight though
zing!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

She only wants her bodyweight in turds or capybaras

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:35, Reply)

There are not enough capybaras in the world

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

OM NOM NOM

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

because kitty ate them all

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Oh fuck
I love Haribo!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

*sings*
kids and b3tans love it so, the happy world of Haribo.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

I have passed my dependancy onto my daughter
She loves Haribo too! This is good in that there is always some in the house, but also bad as she wants to eat it all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

One of the few good things
about shops having Hallowe'en shit in for weeks prior to the event, is that Haribo is almost always on offer for the whole time. Winner.
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Halloween is my favourite time of year
it pwns Christmas.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

GOTH!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

you just don't understand me

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

and I don't plan on trying
*throws a can of Irn-Bru at you*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I hate midget gems
they stick in your teeth and glue your jaw shut.

Dolly mixture is the way to go.

I am looking forward to the b3ta bash!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Wrong on both counts
Vimto bonbons are the way forward, if you're going to an olde fashioned type sweet shop. Although on the third count you are very much correct, I am looking forward to the b3ta bash a sad and embarrassing amount.
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:34, Reply)

And me : )
And I can't even get shit-faced.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Why can't you?

(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I get bad hangovers.
I have to travel back the next day.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Ah, fair enough
you can get a bit shitfaced though, surely? Or else I'm sure one of the London b3tans would offer you sofa space and sympathy on Saturday! (well, possibly not sympathy)
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Oh I'll get squiffy OK : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Oh come on
Stay an extra night because you're too hungover to move :P
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

This may be the case for me
I'm staying in a bloody hostel dorm though, it's going to be horrendous if I get too spannered.
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I'm not really a sweet lover
more of a cakey treats lover. And flapjack.

Although I do love jellybabies if they're offered. Real ones, not the fake own brand ones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Well yes, I would rather have cake any day over sweets
but, you know, if sweets are offered...it'd be churlish to turn them down simply because I prefer cake, right?
(berk, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

oh totally
that would just be crazy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

I've heard you're not a sweet lover
More bitter, angry, spiteful.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I wondered if anyone would pick up on that
I only noticed it when I re-read my comment.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I am attentive
Especially when I can twist things.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Oooh I got some of those
was terribly disappointed. I love Clarnico Mint Creams.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Alt: Tomorrow evening
And with it, the end of tomorrow's meeting. That, or death, whichever decides to come sooner.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I am looking forward to:
DG's bash!
Taking Em to Alton Towers and staying in the hotel.
Getting more ink!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I've an old bottle of blue Quink that you're welcome to.

(Cave Duck, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

QUINK!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

The hotel will be a dissapointment as there won't be half as much action as in the park
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I've been told I'm not allowed to try to initiate sexeh tiem
Whilst on any of the rides.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I even did a run through of the rides
Listing problems and bonuses. I reckon the runaway minetrain would be easiest for attaining actual penetration without too much of a risk of death, although the carts are still rather cramped.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Surely ghost train ftw

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Duel?
That could work actually, carts are wider too.
Air would be magnificent if you could get strapped in with your partner.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Anything to make Air better
Nemesis is still the Daddy there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

A quarter, eh?
"Hello, Trading Standards? It looks like we've got another of them Metric Martyrs on our hands"

I tend to avoid due to gelatine.
(Cave Duck, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Allergic?
I am old and do not do modern measurements.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

That's stupidly shit
I manage to get stupidly sour sweets for that amount.

Alt Q: I was looking forward to the DG bash, but can't make it now :-(. Although the Manc bash will be awesome!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Loose sweet-shop midget gems are the way to go.
And the ones in Sainsbury are shite.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

midget gems are gross

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

your face is gross

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Innit!

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

gross pretty
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)