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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Everyone normal likes
mustard.

Fact.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Your record is intact
cause I am not normal.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)
only the thick coarse grainy stuff
that manky bright yellow abomination can go fuck itself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
it's all shite ratchet.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)
I am so utterly unsurprised that you,
beacon of ignorance and bad taste, do not like mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I don't like peas either.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
i actually agree with this
horrible things. by themselves anyway. they are ok in something. like a samosa.

mmm. samosas.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
not as nice as Pakoras.
I recently discovered these little Indian parcels of lushness. What's wrong with ratchet? it's a nice nickname.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
one flew over the cuckoo's nest!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
I lolled, knowing he probs didn't realise his own joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Thank GOD he's not a teacher or training to be one or anything.
That would be terrible, having such a dimwit responsible for the education of others whilst being in such desperate need of some himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Yeah it would be a shame if the reception class weren't up on
literary greats.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
this is a good comeback, well done!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
It's only taken me 6 months
*validation*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Never read it.
Nor watched the film, despite owning both. I will look into my error.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

error own arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
how?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I will leave that up to you
but I imagine a mirror would be your friend in this instance.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I wonder what horrors await in that tunnel of doom.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
her name was Nurse Ratched?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)
aye!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Fair enough then!!
I still like Ratchet as a nickname though. It's one of those books I always look at on the shelf and put off reading. And go and re read a Stephen King or something.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Stephen King Sweet Valley High
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I'm worried now as that rings a bell?
*googling*

edit - bugger off!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I think it's acceptable to have watched the show
them were some fit twins.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Better than Sister Sister anyway
they were two fugly sisters!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I loved sister sister!
Tia was fitter than Tamara.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I think I would rather have shagged Roger.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)
My grandad likes that fiery yellow stuff
And he says "Sheila, where's my moo-taard?"
Also, grainy stuff in mashed potato noms.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)
yes and in mayonnaise
mustard mayo is awesome.

ratchet??? not a flattering comparison...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Mustard mayo and ham. Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
oh totally the potato thing
nommage
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Erratum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)
monty my monty
it's not often i don't get you. but this is that occasion. i blame the hangover. please to indulge and explain??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I want nothing more than to indulge your every desire, you know that, dear heart.
I believe your last statement to contain an error.

All mustards have some merit - even French's American hot dog mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
that's ok
sometimes i like it when you treat me mean
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Likewise.
For I am, you see, a COLOSSAL PERVERT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)
animal, vegetable or mineral
you'll do anything to anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Will do.
HAVE DONE.
WILL DO SO AGAIN GIVEN THE CHANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)
a HUGELY
important feature of any man
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
he's saying
YOU ARE WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I am , but politely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)
fuck off
Colman's English is the finest condiment going.

You lot are just fucking pansies with defective tastebuds
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)
if you were vegetarian
what the fuck would you smear that shit on? a veggie lasagne?

so you and the colman's can stick it up one another's cheesy bellends!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
A little mustard in the cheese sauce on a lasagne is fucking NOM

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I would make a lasagne tasty enough to not require additional condiments
it compliments pork and beef superbly, and that is what I use it for.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Anything with a cheese sauce can be pepped up with mustard:
cauliflower and macaroni cheese both benefit hugely from some fiery English mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)
LIES
why ruin a perfectly lovely cheese sauce with the devils knob butter?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)
interesting
i like it spicy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:05, Reply)
*Roger Moore eyebrow yet again*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Since you ravaged that poor B3tan a few weeks ago, you've become very frisky.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I know. It's ghastly isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Well it's certainly prooves that deep down you're just a normal hot blooded guy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
I was better off when I was retired, I fear.
Womankind certainly was.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
i like it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
Am I the only one who doesn't know who it is?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
It's Crow.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Never pictured you as a bumder Boycey


Not sure why not though...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
LOL?
You fucking sicken me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
It was an ironolol, you fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Still dangerous, but I'll let you off.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)
smooth!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

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