But the Terminator's got a gun
A big gun
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But it's not the Big Fucking Gun from Doom

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)

The gravity gun from Half Life 2 is better anyway

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Re-read what you've just posted here, and have a long hard look at your life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

*looks* Yep, I see no problem here
I simply prefer a gun with which you can cut people in half with massive saw blades, or simply pick them up by the feet, and use them to take out their mates.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I prefer the Holy Hand Grenade from Worms.
Or the super sheep if you're feeling particularly skilled.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

The super sheep was fair awesome
As were the banana bombs
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

the skunk used to upset me
it made all the worms sick and sad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

air-strike was where it was at
or poke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I loved the insult of the poke.
It was such a humiliating death.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Baseball bat was genius

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Wolverine can heal from being shot in the head.
You made it too easy here. If you wanted a proper fight, you'd want it to be something like Goku vs Superman vs Tetsuo vs Hulk vs Sephiroth

That'd at least be a battle.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

that reminds me of
the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Unless anyone turns up with Kryptonite
that battle is over before it begins. Replace Superman with Trauma just to make it really interesting. and confusing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Not really
They're all near immortal (one arguably is)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I want Sephiroth to win this a lot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Granted
But Superman is virtually invulnerable too. I would be quite interested to see how he'd deal with a seriously pissed-off Tetsuo though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Seen as Tetsuo is psychic, reckon he'd just make Superman start punching himself in the face?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

This was always my problem with Superman
It seemed to be entirely up to the whim of the writers as to what did and didn't affect Superman. Good idea though, surely at least he could hurt himself.

That said, Superman did eventually get the shit kicked out of him by Doomsday so maybe he's only invulnerable to earthly stuff like bullets an' that. In which case Sephiroth's fuck-off bastard sword might be reasonably effective
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)