I must be fairly unique around here.
I don't have any tattoos, and I really don't fancy the idea either.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Scaredy cat!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Nah.
I just truly don't see the appeal. Old wrinkly people with tattoos look ludicrous.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Old wrinkly people look ludicrous with tattoos or without.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

True.
But when a well drawn tat of a magnificent bird of prey, done on taught skin ends up looking like an underfed and lopsided sparrow once you hit 70, then you've got no one to blame but yourself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

I know an otherwise very attractive woman
with what looks like a deformed blue whale on her behind. It's a fucking dolphin. It really spoils an otherwise fairly spectacular posterior.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

When I'm 70 I won't care.
I'll be too busy trying not to piss myself.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I jest in part.
I've just never fancied one myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I'm with you there.
Thought about it for a while but then decided that I don't need them.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

don't need them
but I like them and want one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Me too
When you're already a vision of bodily perfection as I am, it seems foolish to try to improve on what is clearly the pinnacle of God's creation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Just for men.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Your favourite Soho nightclub.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Good man.
Besides which, distinctive tattoos are potentially incriminating.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

nor me
i am scared of needles and i think they might not look so good at 50.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

*sighs*
We were so right for each other.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

we have to have SOMETHING
to disagree about
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Our children's names? The wedding venue?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

if i carry them
for 9 months and throw up and swell up and then have the equivalent of an orange being yanked out of my nostril.......... i will name them!!!!

wedding - beach in barbados??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

There are family names that must be handed down
if we have a boy - but they can be middle names. Barbados sounds fine to me.


*books*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

actually
barbados is a tiny bit chavvy these days.

maybe st barts?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

As you wish, dearest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)