Also;
you can fuck off, it says on your profile that I make you moist. I doubt very much that any other B3tans can lay claim to that. And I can't be arsed to check
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:55, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I can
So can anyone who goes on her profile while logged in
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

That picture changes depending on who looks at it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

How much would you like to bet that no other b3tan can claim that?
I could do with some cash
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

That's not what your status says.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

touche Chompy.
Although since then I've just bought a load of corset supplies plus I have a train ticket to buy this afternoon so I could still do with free cash.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Is that the train ticket to London?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Indeedio
I'm not a scuzzy student like Applebite so I have to pay full price, albeit it should only be about £50.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Let me know the train you're getting and I may be able to get the same one at MK.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

"Err, sure
It's the 23:86 from platform Ω"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

that would be cool
I think we're going to be getting the 3.15pm one from Manchester Piccadilly which arrives in Euston at 5.23pm.

Is it Euston we want? I don't really know where I'm going, I'll be relying on Applebite and Lampito.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I think the bash is nearest to King's Cross

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

By about 100 yards, yeah.
Euston and King's Cross aren't very far apart.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Bah
London's all one blob with various tube stations thrown into it.
I'll be coming in from Marylebone at about 6ish, so will hack my way through the work crowds until I get on the correct tube train(s) to get me to the bar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Walk to Euston Road, get on bus towards King's Cross.
Easy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

BUS?!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

How about you walk then, thunderthighs?
Only takes about 20 minutes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Cheeky 'cant'
See, I'm practicing the lingo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Assuming you get the same train as me
I'm fairly sure I know where I'm going and how to get there.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Cool beans
I'm sure I know too, plus have magical gps on me phone/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

GPS..? Phone..?
BURN THE WITCH!!
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Hey!
At least I said "phone", not "iPhone"!
I'm pretty good at the London Underground, just having GPS has made me lazy of late ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah, but euston is direct from manc with no changes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

o hai...
ur up early!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Yep!
I have Stuff To Do
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I had such a drama in pole last night trying to get the girls to do the cross-knee release
they were all "I'm going to be paralysed!"

I had to promise them all I'd change their colostomy bags if they got paralysed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Oh ffs.
I wish I'd been able to come, that sounds fairly amusing, even if my head would have been in my hands in despair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

They all did it in the end
except whingey bitch, but she did take one hand off which is massive progress for her!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

It's walking distance from both, so it's not a problem.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I said that to Wiggy but he said I would have to get the tube if that was the case
I'll check with Applebite when she gets up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

3.15pm!
I should be able to make it, then. Do you know that we can buy 4x2 or 3x2 with group tickets. I don't know if it'll work out cheaper for applebite, but I think we should check. Do you want me to do it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

No, I just checked
No special deals for those trains, so no groupsaver, sorry...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

oh that's a shame
I don't have any railcards or anything like Applebite so looks like full price for us old people!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Yeah it's euston you want.
It goes through Milton Keynes at 16:46, I'll get on there.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

sweet
You've got Applebite's number haven't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

NO

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Are you sure?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

YES

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Nope, I'll gaz you my number at some point.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I'm sure you already know what train she is getting
you massive stalker
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

BGB, clenders and lusty all make me moist
And naughty.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

We are all rather sexy.
It's a wonder we don't need to wear wellies when we go to bashes.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

oh that was gross Blousie!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Sexy, sexy gross.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

What with all the frothing and all!
I'll be honest, a gas mask when near Tourettes is a better idea
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

this might make a good question
if you could only take one item to the b3ta bash...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I'd advise a cattle prod for you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Kinky

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I meant to keep Al et al away from you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Oh I thought I was going to get tazed
I'm slightly disappointed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Kinky bitch

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Rohypnol.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Damn
I've been bringing my growing resilience to the stuff. Maybe that's why the only b3ta action I've got has been Catface grabbing my appendage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

You're lucky you didn't end up pregnant.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)