And I'm back!!
Using a proxy given by Enzyme (thanks, dear).

I've been laughing a lot, as my status in Facebook said I wasn't allowed into B3ta anymore, then my sister asked what B3ta is and both Enzyme and Noel gave her a very good explanation (in Spanish! Well done!) of what it is: A website where we share stories and talk about lunch. And little cats, don't forget the little cats!

If you had to describe B3ta to a stranger, how would you do it? If you were trying to convince him/her to join, what would you say? And what if you didn't want him/her to do it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:12, 170 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Cunts, cunting about like cunts, mostly.

(Cave Duck, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

I'd say
It's a website catering for puerile humour and aspergics. People would make up their own mind I guess.

How's you aberracion?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Hello, "sixpack"
I'm doing pretty well; going to London today for the weekend to show to my brother and his friends who will be visiting me for a week.

How are things at home? Is everything going well with the new hospital?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Are you doing the touristy thing...
...or just mooching about? Can always recommend a good opera, in a non-Edmund sort of a way of course.

We're still waiting for an appointment, but Madame Poulet is a lot happier, thankfully.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

Touristy, I'm afraid
as every single time someone comes to visit...

But it's ok, this time we'll let them run free for a while, as Mark and I have a few things to sort out this weekend.

I can imagine Chickenlady being a lot happier (send her kisses from me). Do you think you'll get an appointment soon?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I want to see
the Heart of the Dog (or whatever it's called), the opera based on a story by Mikhail Bulgakov.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Well this is excellent news. Welcome back honey :-)
I would describe B3ta as a perfectly harmless website where nothing bad ever happens, as I had to say to Ms Foxtrot last night - questions were raised about your comment on my FB status!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Hahaha!
Sorry about that :P

I can only see facebook on my phone these days, and it's really hard to follow the conversations, as I don't get half the notifications and when I do, I can't access them straight away, but I'll have a look in a sec.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

No-one's commented since you did
I imagine most of my friends are in shock that I know a woman who's endorsing my nakedness in a public forum. Ms Foxtrot is firmly of the belief that every woman I know wants to fuck me so I had to reassure her that we've never met, you live fucking miles away, you're getting married, English isn't your first language and you probably didn't mean to put that, you're on the run from a mental home, etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Say she used to be a man next time as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Well, right
I'm not usually the one that says these things, but you are, so, anyway, why being a man would stop the Fox? Isn't he a bumder?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I don't think his girlfriend knows that.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

it's called denial.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Sweet, sweet denial
Greatest of all the mental states
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

So she's the jealously type, then?
She couldn't be perfect, could she?

Don't worry, you can tell her that the only way I'm getting to see you naked is once you get that TARDIS and put us out of time and space, so that it doesn't really count as cheating.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

There's no fucking way she'd let me have a TARDIS
She knows what I'd do with it. She's not excessively jealous, just possessed of a healthy determination not to let temptation fall in my lap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Well, that's a different way of calling it
but if it makes you happy...

I think I prefer that to Mark's "I don't care if you have sex with other people as long as you tell me that they were worst than me"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

That's the right way to go.
Mark is a good man : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Makes me feel like a dirty cloth
I don't think it's right that he doesn't care.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

realistically he probably would care
Wiggy says he doesn't get jealous but he did ask if Vipros was going to be at the London bash.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Hahaha! Vipros?
Mark has "pushed" me twice to kiss some of his friends while on a night out. After I did it he said he didn't like the feeling of seeing me kissing other guys, but only because he wanted to be kissed by me; but if he's not there to see and I'm not leaving him unatended, he doesn't care.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Oh well we can have sex then
I'm almost certainly worse than him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

You don't have to be
He was clear that he doesn't want to know if I'm lying or not, as long as I tell him that he's the best.

And we still have a problem with your girlfriend, remember? And my morals, too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I've heard of those
I had mine removed years ago by the dentist
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

show us on the doll where the dentist touched you

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot is firmly of the belief that every woman I know wants to fuck me
...is she blind?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Why do you think she's going out with him.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I assumed mental illness

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Both, actually
If you can find these qualities in a good-looking lass who can cook I strongly suggest you bag her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Even if she makes you dance
in public.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I like dancing in public
Now. After 6 years of learning how to get good at it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I love dancing too
But I can't do steps. I like freedom of movement.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

You probably love Salsa, at a guess
That's supposed to have steps but is basically just a load of wiggling and making it up as you go along
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I do love salsa
I've been to lessons and I appreciate all the fancy things I learnt there, but it drives me mad dancing following a schedule, I love just to move my body with the music.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

You've probably got natural rhythm too, you lucky cow

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

you are missing a 'mon' on the end of that last sentence there my love.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Sorry
I don't understand.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I think he was making a Jamaican joke

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

yeah sorry I was!
I was actually doing some work then. I sent an email to a client. Go me!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

+tea

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Also;
you can fuck off, it says on your profile that I make you moist. I doubt very much that any other B3tans can lay claim to that. And I can't be arsed to check
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I can
So can anyone who goes on her profile while logged in
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

That picture changes depending on who looks at it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

How much would you like to bet that no other b3tan can claim that?
I could do with some cash
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

That's not what your status says.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

touche Chompy.
Although since then I've just bought a load of corset supplies plus I have a train ticket to buy this afternoon so I could still do with free cash.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Is that the train ticket to London?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Indeedio
I'm not a scuzzy student like Applebite so I have to pay full price, albeit it should only be about £50.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Let me know the train you're getting and I may be able to get the same one at MK.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

"Err, sure
It's the 23:86 from platform Ω"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

that would be cool
I think we're going to be getting the 3.15pm one from Manchester Piccadilly which arrives in Euston at 5.23pm.

Is it Euston we want? I don't really know where I'm going, I'll be relying on Applebite and Lampito.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I think the bash is nearest to King's Cross

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

By about 100 yards, yeah.
Euston and King's Cross aren't very far apart.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Bah
London's all one blob with various tube stations thrown into it.
I'll be coming in from Marylebone at about 6ish, so will hack my way through the work crowds until I get on the correct tube train(s) to get me to the bar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Walk to Euston Road, get on bus towards King's Cross.
Easy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

BUS?!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

How about you walk then, thunderthighs?
Only takes about 20 minutes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Cheeky 'cant'
See, I'm practicing the lingo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Assuming you get the same train as me
I'm fairly sure I know where I'm going and how to get there.
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Cool beans
I'm sure I know too, plus have magical gps on me phone/
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

GPS..? Phone..?
BURN THE WITCH!!
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

Hey!
At least I said "phone", not "iPhone"!
I'm pretty good at the London Underground, just having GPS has made me lazy of late ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah, but euston is direct from manc with no changes.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

o hai...
ur up early!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Yep!
I have Stuff To Do
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I had such a drama in pole last night trying to get the girls to do the cross-knee release
they were all "I'm going to be paralysed!"

I had to promise them all I'd change their colostomy bags if they got paralysed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Oh ffs.
I wish I'd been able to come, that sounds fairly amusing, even if my head would have been in my hands in despair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

They all did it in the end
except whingey bitch, but she did take one hand off which is massive progress for her!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

It's walking distance from both, so it's not a problem.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I said that to Wiggy but he said I would have to get the tube if that was the case
I'll check with Applebite when she gets up.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

3.15pm!
I should be able to make it, then. Do you know that we can buy 4x2 or 3x2 with group tickets. I don't know if it'll work out cheaper for applebite, but I think we should check. Do you want me to do it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

No, I just checked
No special deals for those trains, so no groupsaver, sorry...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

oh that's a shame
I don't have any railcards or anything like Applebite so looks like full price for us old people!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Yeah it's euston you want.
It goes through Milton Keynes at 16:46, I'll get on there.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

sweet
You've got Applebite's number haven't you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

NO

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Are you sure?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

YES

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Nope, I'll gaz you my number at some point.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I'm sure you already know what train she is getting
you massive stalker
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

BGB, clenders and lusty all make me moist
And naughty.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

We are all rather sexy.
It's a wonder we don't need to wear wellies when we go to bashes.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

oh that was gross Blousie!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Sexy, sexy gross.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

What with all the frothing and all!
I'll be honest, a gas mask when near Tourettes is a better idea
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

this might make a good question
if you could only take one item to the b3ta bash...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

I'd advise a cattle prod for you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Kinky

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I meant to keep Al et al away from you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Oh I thought I was going to get tazed
I'm slightly disappointed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Kinky bitch

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Rohypnol.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Damn
I've been bringing my growing resilience to the stuff. Maybe that's why the only b3ta action I've got has been Catface grabbing my appendage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

You're lucky you didn't end up pregnant.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

wo
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Mental illness online.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

It's not just a website.......it's a way of life.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

It certainly can be
Especially when you start surfing it at work hours and going from 1hB3ta-7hwork to 7hB3ta-1hwork
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

^ this
I've met some truly outstanding folk thanks to b3ta.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

And some proper mongs.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Mostly mongs
OH HAI NOEL!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I like mongs.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

No wait, breasts. I like breasts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

:D

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Did you sort out if you could make DGs bash?
If you don't I may have to come and kidnap you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I didn't, no, but kidnapping sounds fun.
If I can get there and back and crash somewhere I'll come.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Well you have less chance of arriving with a massive sunburn face in October

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

I was blushing because lusty kissed me on the cheek.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Not because I drove you there and you got to spend hours with me and lab in a confined space?
*adds to list*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I'm still slightly hard from when your tit touched my head in Cornwall at Easter.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I'm touching my tits right now and thinking of you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

lol

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

OH FUCK
I've clicked 'I like this' because everyone deserves to think this is about them.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

STOBART!
(one totally drove down the road just now)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

oh when is that STOBART programme on
I need new facts!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Is it a series then?
I thought it was a one-off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

The hostel I'm staying at
is only £12 a night, if it's the cost of getting a hotel room that's putting you off?
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

It keeps you humble and sane
and makes you laugh at your real friends when you know they do something unb3taesque.

Plus you get argue with a sister shagger, an aging Nazi drug baron and some northern dough obsessed cunt rag.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

We're an interesting bunch of people, aren't why?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I like to think of it like lost souls wondering around and happening upon each other.
where the next to join is always a little bit more mental than the last.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

You are one of the last ones joining, aren't you?
Does that make you more mental than the rest of us?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Yeah probably
but there will be others. Even worse than me!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I fear the future...

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

My friends know it as the site that keeps me sane through the most boring days of work
And where I find all the best youtube links.

I've already convinced 3 without meaning to, it was a shock to see any of them posting, as I immediately guessed it'd be them. Taz44, WallyEllySue and max27588(since gone).
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm scared of my friends knowing
I've told a few of them about the place, but my nickname is so obviously obvious that my stories wouldn't be between us anymore, they'd be shared with the real life world, and that's so dangerous...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Change your username then.
Any suggestions?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

pft changing usernames is stupid

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I agree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Oh, Polly
You make me laugh :D
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Yep
Several of my friends know my username, but I've kept it hidden from work and family, as well as most of my friends.

I want to be able to come on here after a shit day/night before bitching and whinging about those who have pissed me off, without risk of them reading it. So far I've had one person work out who I am from my musings, that was quite peculiar.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

musings PROFILE PICTURE
that was my face is
mong
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

my face is quite peculiar mong?
Nah, he'd guessed from my writing, as I failed to change one name in the story, which made it very obvious it was me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Mong is clearly on a new line and therefore unreleated to the strikethrough
mongtard
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I got so confused reading this until I worked out who was who!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Because you're a mongtard too

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Because you're a mongtard too

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Look I already get enough grief of the real TGB I can't take a doppleganger too!
however pretty you look in a skirt!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

If you're being me, bobtryingtostealalsnametobefunny
if the number one target. If you don't make him cry at least once you have failed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Nah, I have no intention of being you
I just thought it was amusing. But now you've had to start defending your name in another thread, this may last a little longer...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Only because you are saying you/me likes paul weller!
Why! Why would you do that!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Because it's great fun!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

OH MY GOD YOU MASSIVE THIEF!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I hope noone accidentally gazzes you their cock

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Would make a change, Al simply won't stop sending me them currently

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I'm on it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

If my sister gets to join
she'll know straight away who I am, even if I don't tell her my username.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Change your name.
We'll still know you and love you.

May I suggest Torquemadetta?

Edit: With a sig of No-one expects MY Inquisition?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I could...
But it's been with me for so long...

Torquemadetta? And that's not obviously Spanish? And I'm a lot nicer that the Spanish Inquisition!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I was working on a Python connection.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I got that
Still, too obvious.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I would describe B3ta as a place a bit like P T Barnum's Greatest Show on Earth.
Full of freaks and weirdos, amazing images and suprises.

And you never know what you are going to get.

This way to the egress ladies and gentlemen.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I'd describe B3ta as a miserable, stinking hovel
populated solely by self-congratulatory gays, imbeciles and other assorted working class northern ne'er-do-wells, none of whom is capable of constructing a correctly-spelled sentence, all of whom are socially inadequate wankers of the worst possible kind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

y dont u just fook of then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Because I love being rude to people too much.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

ME TOO!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

You are rather good at it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

One tries.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I love you too Monty

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I am concerned for your safety at the moment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I'm not in any danger right now,
It's daytime and I'm inside my house. Unless you know something I don't...?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:47, Reply)

It's me. WON'T SOMEBODY STOP ME BEFORE I STRIKE AGAIN?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

I'd describe Off Topic as 90% drivel, 8% amusing in-jokes and 2% actual lols.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Yeah but those 2% of lols are worth it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

They're the main reason I stick around.
And also for the chance to be rude to people I think are dicks.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I wouldn't.
No one knows that I'm friends with weirdos from the internet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I am mercilessly pilloried by my offline chums for coming on here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Seeing as it's your birthday I shall resist the urge to strike that through.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Very decent of you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)