Is facebook blocked?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I wish I could block your face.
With a book.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

i wish i could
[fill in the gap] your face
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I wish that too, you paragon of womanly excellence, you....


As for your invitation to 'fill in your gap', why yes, I should love to. You know the drill by now, leave your 'French doors' open and I'll 'let myself in' later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

technically
i fail at many areas of woman-ing - i don't cook, i don't sew, i don't iron and i don't do passive-aggression (very often). but i can fill a DD-cup bra and suck a golf-ball through a hosepipe, is that enough to be a paragon of womanly excellence??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I think it covers the important needs of most men.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Not the fucking weirdos on here who 'don't like it'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Never said I didn't like it
I just said I prefer giving. I'd gladly accept a Michelin 5 Star nosh off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Sorry to disappoint, but I don't fancy you, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I'm sorry, are you suggesting there's anyone on here who doesn't... like... breasts?
Torches and pitchforks time, I feel.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Absolutely 100% it is enough, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:12, Reply)

you have good taste
and your priorities in the right order
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Does this mean our outing to see 'Gremlins 2' is back on?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:15, Reply)

i think we're past that stage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Straight to Bejam's car park for my birthday treat?
Yesssssss
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

'Block' has an 'L' in it, unless that's an in-joke I don't know about.

(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

'Than' is spelt 'ha', not 'ah'
Unless that's an in-joke I don't know about.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Apple it's Bert.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:49, Reply)

I know
It's obvious. I just wanted to point that out.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalm134.jpg
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

www.youareafuckingnoncefuckofffuckoff.com

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

if you put links in the 'message' part instead of the subject line, people can click them without having to copy and paste

(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Did you do a computer course
WHEN YOU WERE ON 'D' WING FOR BEING A FUCKING NONCE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

for somebody who looks like a middle-aged homeless woman
you sure do a lot of hard-manning on the internet
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:05, Reply)

You do a lot of hard-cocking in your sister.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:16, Reply)

touché

(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Inappropriate touchéing is your speciality.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Seriously, from the way you talk
I was expecting this

but I got this
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

your sister was expecting this:
paulandsherimcwilliams.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/brotherly_love.jpg

Instead she got this:

www.redmeatreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/albert+fish1.bmp
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:25, Reply)

This is one of your best posts.

*applause*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I wish I didn't feel chuffed
I hate that you make me try harder.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Your mum was expecting this
www.bing.com/search?q=normal+healthy+young+man&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC

Unfortunately she got this
www.bing.com/search?q=physically+disgusting+fat+hairy+cunt&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC

Sad times
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:28, Reply)

your daughter was expecting this:
news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/07/magazine_enl_1169145934/img/1.jpg

Instead she got this:

i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00666/fritzl-beach-404_666415c.jpg
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:33, Reply)

your girlfriend was expecting this
www.bing.com/search?q=handsome+boyfriend&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC

but instead she got this
www.bing.com/search?q=i+am+imaginary&src=IE-SearchBox&FORM=IE8SRC
(IMTDSNINVU is better tahn all of you, especially you, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Don't you mean boyfriend darling?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

If you put your penis in your sisters vagina instead of an unrelated girl,
people can call you a fucking nonce.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

You fucked your sister and ended up on the Nonce Register.
That's an in-joke we ALL know about.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I shall let that slide, because it's your birthday
But I'll have you know I have dueled people for less than that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I demand satisfaction.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Don't we all.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Happy to oblige
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)