the worst thing i've ever had in my mouth
was what i thought was a mushroom, turned out to be a kidney.

irritating but minor disappointment - men.

alt q 1: nut roast, keep that manky fleshy shite away from me and my mouth.

alt q 2: sang am in rusholme does an amazing fish tikka, just spicy chunks of cod on a bed of sizzling onions and peppers. failing that - and EVERYWHERE in london fails at that - something quite spicy and not too creamy, like a dansak or a rogan josh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:02, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

kidney penis
( broadsword, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

sniggers

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Sorry, no pescatarians allowed in here

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I prefer the term 'fake vegetarian'
it makes them angrier.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:25, Reply)

*coughs*
Tayyabs, woman.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

ugh you're one of them
I should have guessed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

i'm just very fussy
i have no principles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

"manky fleshy shite"
People who don't eat meat are unnatural. Trufax back up by SCIENCE.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

you could waste the next 8 months of your life
reading every bit of shite i have ever posted on here.

you would not find any denial of my being unnatural!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

hahaha
I'd get to the bedshiiter stories and die laughing again
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

urgh don't
he keeps calling me wanting to meet up.

shouldn't have gotten married then, should he. twat. i'm tempted to make him book a really expensive hotel room and then not turn up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

If he hasn'd got married would you meet up with him?!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

pros: good sex
cons: an alcoholic who hit me, used horrendous emotional blackmail techniques to make me feel about an inch tall, and didn't come to my mother's funeral because he was fucking someone else and lying about being stuck at work.

it's a bit of a no-brainer really, isn't it.........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Definitely. Sounds like a right catch. Did he mind you wanking in your SLK?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

oh excellent
i was hoping the lorry-voyeur would become a meme!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Leave it with me...

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I'll 'take you for a curry' you'll never forget.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

will it be spicy but not too creamy??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

It will be sizzling hot and you'll have trouble sitting down for the following couple of days.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

i am trying to think of a pun for this
but indian food does not lend itself readily to such things.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Seriously?
"Just don't try and bhaji your way in there"
"I've always wanted a mango chutney ferret"
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Look at that Swipe
Monty is Jalfrezi for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

naturally
the man has exquisite taste
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I think it's your modesty that does it for him.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

it's just a fragile facade
underneath i am a seething mass of insecurity and vulnerability.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:34, Reply)

In pink.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

With one blue glove

( Kroney, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

2 pink gloves
1 blue ball

which is all you two will have if you keep reminding me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:44, Reply)

*cough*
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post871501
( Kroney, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

i meant between you
and it will be one of jeff's that i spare!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

*beams with single bollock pride*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

You want to watch out
at this rate you'll fit in with the likes of Jo Brand and Loose Women.

Men, BOO!
( Kroney, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:32, Reply)