1 - buy nice aftershave
good stuff, something fresh and sexy, not heavy or musky.

2 - wear enough that there is a faint trace of it but it does not drown out the room

3 - wear enough that it can be appreciated when she buries her head in that bit where your neck meets your shoulder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:01, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

good tips
I walked past a man this morning who smelled nice, but I could still smell him when I'd walked all the way to the end of the street, so he must have bathed in the stuff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

it's not great
haha we were once at wilmslow station when we were about 15 and we could all smell HOT MAN. we could smell him. but we couldn't see him. like a pack of nubile teenage wolves, we circled the station, but we still couldn't track down our prey.

turned out to be my friend evie, who had mistaken "cool water" for "ck one" and thought it was the unisex one (both were very new on the market then, which is how staggeringly old i am).

so we all raped her instead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

This made me have a guilty laugh

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:21, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I like Czech and Speake aftershave, do you know theirs?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

no!
i must try it.

harrods?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I buy it from their Jermyn Street shop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

i shall buy some
to spray on my pillows
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I'll spray something else on your 'pillows' if you like?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:14, Reply)

*Goes into Gareth Keenan mode*
I think he means jizz and your tits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:17, Reply)

i think you might be right
it is easy to confuse the two in all fairness. pillows and my breasts, i mean.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:28, Reply)

"Everbody needs a bosom for a pillow"

(Cave Duck, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I used to see the twat that sang that every fucking weekend in Stoke Newington
'fucking 'Brimful' is out again', we'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I know which I'd prefer to cry into of an evening.

Well, when I say 'cry'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

...
you mean sob with incredulous gratitude that there is a god after all because he made me and allowed you to get within third-eye spitting distance of my whaps?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I do indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

i am blushing
now everything is pink
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

re point 3. I read that as.
When you carry/drag her home 'cos she's done her own body weight in WKD Blue, make sure neither of you can smell the stench of vomit coming from her mouth as she sleeps on your shoulder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

Stop going out with chavs then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

But they make me feel superior.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Oh, so very much this
*happy sighs*
(berk, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)