I've been gazzed by a very sad BobbyPires.
He feels undervalued around these parts.

Make him feel better, or tell him to man the fuck up.

Alt Q: What was your first ever 7" single?

Alt Alt Q: In a celebrity zombie apocalypse which deceased celebrity would you like to be eaten by and why? (Happy now Bob?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:40, 41 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He's such a bitch,
I've only ever received 2 "i'm sorry 4 been meen 2 u" gazes both of them were from him.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Nooo.
You've got to make him feel better.

I like Bob.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah but I can never tell if you're being serious or not
and at those times I was still taking the internet very seriously!

I'm a dick on here I know.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

yeah
whereas psychochomp is such a delicate and fragrant little flower, only known for the tearful sensitivity of his posts to everyone.

ffs bobby!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)

pffft I have no shame.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:01, Reply)

he got me initially too with his sadfaces.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

MTFU
We each have a part to play don't whine if you didn't get the one you want, your audition was shit

/Kevin Spacey
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Hahahahaha can you put my alternate question up please
Never bought a 7 inch single but the first single I bought was Jive Bunny on the same day I bought Vanilla Ices album.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

What is/was your alt q:?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:44, Reply)

In a celebrity zombie apocalypse which deceased celebrity would you like to be eaten by and why
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Defintiely man up.
Why on earth would you gaz someone to apologise?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I didn't know the rules then.
I was new and naive. Now I'm just naive.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

er hello
do you want me to publish the hundreds of grovellings ones i get from you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

I think we've already established that it's very bad form to publish gazzes on the board
And I don't recall ever grovelling. Begging for your legal advice maybe, but certainly no grovelling.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)

i was only joking
don't worry, i'd never publish your love letters xx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I've just found one where I did apologise to you
and sent you a picture of some cake too.

I'm going to go and punch myself in the face as penance
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

hahaha
you love me, admit it to all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Here's how it ranks:
1. Mrs al
2. My bike
3. My breadmaker
4. ??????
5. PROFIT!!!!
6. Clendrix (BFF)
7. Rachelswipe


edit - my family are in there somewhere between ???? and PROFIT!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

where am I you cuntozoid?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You heartless bastard.
My mum will be devastated.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

alt alt q
no not really.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Have I upset you with this thread?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:48, Reply)

nah It's only the internet
and I'm playing cards tonight so hey ho old thing.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

That's the spirit!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Man up, bitch
And stop deleting things or Chompy'll rape you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:52, Reply)

What did he delete?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Some thread that only got 5 replies
then he reposted it at the top of the board.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

WTF!

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Gonz posted his new toy seconds after mine so I deleted it
and reposted it after Gonz's had died down.

I thought I was being helpful but got slated for deleting it. I won't do it again now.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Why?
If people want to answer it they will, regardless of when you post it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Stop being reasonable BGB
we all thin thread deleters are the lowest of teh low and deserve to be called MASSIVE WANKERS online.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

You get so excited when I'm the topic your spelling goes all wanky
It's nice to know it's not only bread and bikes that turn you on.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Why not?
what's the big deal?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

CHRIST
SOMEONE VALIDATE THIS UNDERVALUED B3TAN IMMEDIATELY
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I will
he irritated me at first but now I like him, some of his posts are very funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Something I didn't really care about
But this doesn't surprise me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Alt: 'Dougal and The Blue Cat' soundtrack single

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I had that too
Florence's Sad Song used to freak the fuck out of me.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

'Florence it's a lovely morning....'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

*hides behind sofa*
Fuck!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'm amused by the 7" single question
because it makes my puerile mind think of masturbation jokes.

And BobbyP - MTFU!

(Actual answer to the 7" single question was probably the Wombling Song. Hey, I was a kid, right!)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

We had the Womble Square Dance and Sun Arise by Rolf Harris.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Remember you're a Womble
was on the B-side of the Wombling song. It was sung on the football terraces for years thereafter, using the words "The referee's a wanker"

And I had Six White Boomers by Rolf Harris, and on the other side Waltzing Matilda.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

California Man - The Move
Bob is probably just empathising with his hero Robert Pires who finds himself unwanted by any club at the moment.

Upwards and onwards Bob.
(Cave Duck, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:56, Reply)

He should come back home and coach a new generation
or move in with me and become my new bff.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)