I am going to reply in the style of a well-known B3tan. Guess who?
Dairylea triangle.
Mint Club.
Satsuma.
Cheddar and Branston roll.
Munch Bunch yog.
Packet of Skips.
Carton of Tesco apple juice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:07, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

TGB

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:07, Reply)

What about this time?
Slow-roasted haunch of venison with a redcurrant jus
Pommes Dauphinoise
Confit of gryphon
Half bottle of Margaux
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Hmm if you have said doofinwars I'd have got it in one

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Battered

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

right again

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

A mouthful of man-gravy.
Who that?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Rachelswipe, if I have any say in the matter

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Pauillac would go better with that menu and it would be a full bottle.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Frankly, I'm impressed
Gryphon is particularly hard to match a wine to. I'd have gone for a good-quality new world pinot noir myself. Just a little lighter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I did consider an aged Nebbiolo but decided to stick with the Pauillac.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

This makes me hungry

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

you forgot carton of Vimto

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Hmm, see, I'd have said Bert
but you didn't say you were eating it out of your half-sister's minge.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I don't get to play on here much anymore,
but posts such as this restore my faith that b3ta is still upholding its values.
( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I'd uphold your values

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I'd just wobbel her norks around

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Very gonz-esque there
Not only is it mis-splet, but the typo looks like it could be a real word in Yiddish.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

I liked the way it looked and didn't want to change it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

So did I. Never change.

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I hope I never do
If I do, it's your job to punch me in the face and tell me to stop.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Shall I use my fists?

( thealternativefact, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:55, Reply)

If you like
or just moosh it between your norks until I see sense.

Or God.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

known 'traveled'
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

WRONG!
I have a tuna and mayo baguette
A packet of salt and vinegar frenchfries
A boost bar
Bottle of coke

All of which I bought myself with the money my mummy gave me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Can I do one?
Chicken
No, not chicken.
Perhaps just some chicken soup.
No no, think of the cruelty.

*worries herself into a moral flummox*
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

BGB

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

aww cute

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

OOO! OOOO!
I'll do one:


A kebab - chunks of fresh lamb skewered on a rhythm stick
Potatoes - Mashed by Harry
All in all this lunch gives me a reason to be cheerful
Though I may throw half of it away, what a waste!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Was the lamb crate reared?

(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I hope so
I hope they kicked it in the face below killing it with a small brick
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

It had an upper and lower face?
Well if that's the result of being improperly kept, then I'm all turned round on the subject.
(Cave Duck, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)