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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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And what is this favourite soup of yours?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

chunky tomato minestrone
with pasta and pesto. and even the mahoosive pots are only 300 calories... win!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:26, Reply)

NEEDS MOAR CALORIES

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:30, Reply)

the last thing i need
is moar calories!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I have a special 'protein shake' you can have if you like?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

at 6 calories a spoonful?
bring it on
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:38, Reply)

But given the size of Monty's balls you're looking at about 3000 calories per shake

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

BLIMEY
now i am picturing... well i don't know what.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Something akin to a jug of savoury lassi

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

we've just had a thread about how it's not acceptable to eat dog

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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Please leave the internet.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:01, Reply)

awww
but I like it here!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 13:25, Reply)

'Monty Surprise'

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:32, Reply)

i don't think
it's that much of a surprise. got to think about accurate packaging on food these days, darling.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Is that when you kick down her front door and rape her on the living room rug?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:33, Reply)

monty
isn't the rapiest of rapists on here.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I forgot you've had Monty Surprise yourself.
Packs quite a punch, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Especially if you try and resist

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:36, Reply)

or fight him off
with a frotted baguette?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

He loves it when you smear a nice crusty bap in vaginal discharge

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:41, Reply)

as the thread itself clearly displays
SOME OF US ARE HAVING LUNCH HERE AL!!

*bokes*
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Did you rub your smelly minge on your sandwiches?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

This made me cry with silent mirth.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:49, Reply)

erm...no
and it doesn't smell! You're mean.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:59, Reply)

^ it's funny cos it's true!!!

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:43, Reply)

"For best results, serve at 35^oC through a big, thick 'drinking straw.'"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:34, Reply)

haha
this deserves attention.

although it also needs a bumder flag.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Here you go

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

This needs to be added to all of Crowsephines best posts from now on.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:46, Reply)

You are once again correct.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 12:48, Reply)

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