Neeeeewwwwwwwww threeeeeeaaaaaad!
Go!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:40, 76 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You fucking go. I'm staying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Well yeah, 200+ replies is brilliant and all that.
How are you? It appears you might have had some action in my absence.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Where were you?
Hello bbz.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Yo!
Ah just ignoring OT for a week or two in an effort to get some reading done. Broadband a-go-go now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Oh that's good.
More counseling books? I'm having to read Latin again, laaaame. It's hard now :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Yeah mostly.
Read The Cloud Spotter's Guide which is thoughtful and pretty and has changed my view of the sky forever. Except for now when it's dull relentless featureless pissy stratus opacus uniformis.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Ooh, I like white skies. Reminds me of home.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I just realised I put Latin in my reply.
Subconscious brain is subconscious.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I saw :)
It's a technical name, surely though.

ubera amo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:57, Reply)

It's all Greek to me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

I don't know what "breasts" are in Greek :(
EDIT: oh my god there's a adjective meaning "loving the breast"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:03, Reply)

He saw you posting 'bbz' and left in disgust.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Bugger off.
How's tricks, old dog?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Not fucking bad.
How's life in 'Skins'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

Standard.
I'm glad shit's good :D I'm anticipating getting drunk, but not as much as my birthday. Some decisions are still haunting me :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Oh no Lampers, I don't dare ask.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:54, Reply)

I'm trying to work out if that's "I don't care" or "I'm being bassive agressive"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)

I care deeply. I just despair of your antics.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

As do I. As do fucking I.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:01, Reply)

I'm rather chipper old boy.
I've been having a great time and things re my kid are transformed beyond recognition. Plus I've been boffing Rachelswipe like there's no tomorrow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:45, Reply)

hell yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:47, Reply)

Hahaha fucking good work that man.
I spotted you had lone access to kidda - that's utterly fucking brilliant and I applaud you for sticking with it. Hopefully this is the start of a long and cooperative relationship between you and her mother. Here's hoping anyway.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Me too. The absence of that stress is making a huge, huge difference to my demeanour.
I'm probably even more annoying than before.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)

Much deserved too.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

You terrible cunt.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:52, Reply)

So anyway I managed to "really hurt" someone this week.
Turns out she was just an attention-seeking scratch-pervert.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:41, Reply)

My mate Tony is in the Scratch Perverts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I remember.
I'm dreadfully impressed. I didn't get over to Oxford to see them a couple of months back but I'll make the effort next time they pass through.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:50, Reply)

He's one of the nicest, humblest blokes I know.
Proper salt of the earth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:51, Reply)

evening, bitches
how's the week been, now it's over?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Hey look, it's incident!
My week has been great, laced with moments of stress. I'd fortunately forgotten what stress felt like.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)

lets you know you're alive

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Fucking skill, thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:55, Reply)

good news
but this thing with you being happy is a little disconcerting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

It's like existence has shifted a little to the left, isn't it?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:00, Reply)

i think someone has nicked his password
it is the only answer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

Right, I'm off.
RAVE SAFE KIDS.

Rachel - see you in a bit x x x x x x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:56, Reply)

OMFG.
What the fuck have they done to Monty?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Bye darling!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

this is my new fav utoob vid. it had people getting kicked in the face and a nom nom nom bit
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=Slz9MRK0s3o
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:58, Reply)

Sweet.
Hey, I'm coming to London.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 17:59, Reply)

Fuck yeah!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:18, Reply)

i second this

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

pad thai for lunch
oh yessssssssss
also, shopping for jerseys tonight
score
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:02, Reply)

I like jerseys
the advent of winter means lots of them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:23, Reply)

wait wait wait
what do you consider a jersey?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

happy candle day!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I thangyew

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

I AM TOTALLY COOKING A CHICKEN LEG!!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:24, Reply)

holy shit balls

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:25, Reply)

I KNOW!!!!!
Not sure whether I'll eat it yet.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

I like this post
enjoy the deliciousness. What are you cooking it with?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

An oven.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:27, Reply)

you have to eat it
otherwise the hen died for nothing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:30, Reply)

It's only a leg.
THe chicken could have survived without it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:32, Reply)

even worse
you'll have crippled a chicken for nothing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

lying on its side
pitifully flapping and crying out for death
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:33, Reply)

I've seen one legged pidgeons leading happy fulfilling lives.
I'm sure the chicken would have coped.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:35, Reply)

chickens are dumb meat beasts
they couldn't adapt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:36, Reply)

im eating chicken curry

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:46, Reply)

i just ate chocolate which I bought for my dad
and haven't given him yet. I am a bad person
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:52, Reply)

just shut up and eat it
you'll probably be puking it up later after all the wine anyway
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Haha!
No wine tonight. Busy day tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 18:54, Reply)

dude. just seen theres been an epic recall on bmws with brake failure
Yours ok?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I HAVE TOTALLY EATEN THE CHICKEN!!!!!!
*burp*
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:08, Reply)

murderer

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:09, Reply)

WOOOOOO!!!!
Now all you need is a nice big cock to wash it down.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Come here then big boy!

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:17, Reply)

was it all you hoped it would be?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Not really but a damn site nicer than quorn chicken.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I had some lamb and onions and couscous

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Leftover steak and ale pie right here.
Ahhh yeah.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)

I'm genuinely impressed by this.
Now make this: www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1869/chicken-noodle-soup
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)

My next plan is to make a cracking proper chicken soup for those cold winter nights : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Good on yer
My 18-month long stint as a vegetarian (who didn't give a fuck about eating fish and crustaceans for some reason) was ended by too many bbq chicken feasts until my friends were laughing at me so much I caved in and became an allround meat eater again. I just *might* be a vege again, I dunno, it's all a headfuck - the ethics for and against scrambled my mind over and over last time until I just didn't care anymore and gave up. I know I give more of a fuck about humans.
(Mr Big Stuff, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Why would you fret so much about something you actively have a choice over?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 1 Oct 2010, 23:17, Reply)