Apparently I'm a massive gimp too.
A sad massive gimp.

How are you feeling TGB?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

im watching 27 dresses
I think that says a lot
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I'm watching the F5 key.
I think that says even more.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:38, Reply)

ok you win

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

if you could be doing anything else right now what would it be

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:40, Reply)

having kinky sex with al obviously

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I don't want that in my head
I'm already dealing with claustraphobia issues after that film. I don't need sweaty man love in my head too!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

She's talking about herself

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I'm watching pictures of you and your mrs and your monkey

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

They are rather splendid aren't they?
Unfortunately I knackered my arm and couldn't do the rest of the course as I couldn't pull myself up the fucking rope ladder. Sad times.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Booo
I loved Go Ape when I did it.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

It was good.
Zip slides ftw! Unfortunately I landed awkwardley on one of the nets and pulled something in my right forearm. I couldn't extend the fucker properly afterwards, which meant hauling myself up a wobbly rope ladder was damned nigh impossible.

It's fine today though. Greek anti-inflammatories are brilliant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Says that you have a vagina
But the fact that you can see it from space says it even louder
(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:41, Reply)

It's like some sort of giant loud-hailer
I feel kind of bad mocking the ill one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:42, Reply)

It's the way it makes the sound echo, it's like a natural megaphone.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

That's the word I was actually going for
Damn vocabulary.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

VOCABULARY...
Vocabulary... Vocabulary
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Well, it looks like rescuing the trapped occupants
Is going to be harder than extracting a Chilean from a mine.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

four kicks in the groin

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:43, Reply)

It's alright, the Scottish mutant has five anyway.
/Chernobyl gag.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:45, Reply)

The only Chernobly joke I know is that one that goes...
'Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:46, Reply)

They are made in sweatshops?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

High polonium content?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Which reminds me of a joke.
Why should you never wear russian underpants?


'cause Chernobyl fallout.

/Edit: mindpiss.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:47, Reply)

you bothered tk put the punchline on though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:50, Reply)

I assumed everyone would know it, which is why I didn't include the punchline.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:52, Reply)

:(

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:54, Reply)

IT'S A FUCKING BRILLIANT JOKE, RIGHT?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I didn't read it.
I don't care.
I'm just seeing if I'm on /ignore.
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Why on earth would you be on ignore, you smashing lady creature?
Who would do that to you? Who? Let me know and I'll totally do something unpleasant to them, like arrange a meeting and get the missus to fart in their general direction.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Good grief!
I'm not sure even HITLER deserved that!
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:04, Reply)

It's a total gas, right?
*Edit* Aaaaaah, I see now. It's OK, she already did that at teh Edinbash. I still remember the look on Badger's face as she came back into the club after a smoke...

"Your wife's just nearly killed me".

"She farted, didn't she?"

*sadface nod*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:05, Reply)

That was brilliant.

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

It was a near death experience

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:14, Reply)

who would ever ignore you!??

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:00, Reply)

:(
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post891114
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:03, Reply)

fucking bitch
Not you obviously!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Ninja editor!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:11, Reply)

So when do you become a gawd blimey Londoner?

( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:12, Reply)

around the first november
Still totally jobless ARGHGHGHGHHGHHGHH
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:13, Reply)

You'll get there!
BTW, nag Wookiee.
If you're down here early enough on Bash Friday, he'll take you to Borough Market.
( thealternativefact, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

I've bought him a present so my bribe power is good
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Is you move job dependent?
Or are you moving anyway?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:15, Reply)

moving anywY fuck stabilty

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:17, Reply)

I'll follow the story and how relocating goes for you
I'm thinking of making a change too.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I'm a badger not a guinea pig!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Well can't you be mostly badger
With a bit of guinea pig?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:20, Reply)

guinea badger?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Perfect.
The Guinea Badger.

I like that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Done and done
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:34, Reply)

guinea badger implies a sweet natured wise creature
I call shenanigans.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Start a new thread Bob
This one is cluttered and I've got nothing to ask the Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:39, Reply)

done

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Oct 2010, 22:48, Reply)