Everything makes me angry (REALLY?)
Bob fucking Crow and his gang of serfs have fucked me right off today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:34, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No college today, thank god.
Last time it was a nightmare.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

stop your whinging
I am a hero.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

You are a piggy-eyed, fat-faced common little peasant
and given the chance I would have you flogged for your selfish and backward-looking actions, whilst PJM shags your wife.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I'm telling my mum

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I wouldn't bother.
Her mangled and ritually-sodomised corpse is chopped into several pieces and left, ironically, in a deserted tube station for your pikey little friends to find when they can FINALLY BE ARSED TO GO BACK TO FUCKING WORK.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

just when i thought
i couldn't love you any more
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

This is the finest, most eloquent rant of the week so far

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

he has implied
that you shagging bob crow's wife would be part of the punishment.

i am not sure if this is a compliment (ie he has to watch such a fine specimen doing his wife) or an insult (ie sex with you is part of the punishment).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I'm too busy hacking the limbs off his mother with an electric carving knife
(from Robert Dyas) to watch PJM's MASSIVE COCK doing 'the business' on Mrs Crow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Don't forget being mesmerised by his six-pack

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

in actual fact
you could just make him ride his own shitty tube service in the rush hour every day.

he'd soon be begging for mercy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

What annoys me most
is that there is clearly an issue with the management of the underground, but what Bob doesn't seem to understand with his ridiculous stuck in the 1960s attitude, is that unless you get the media on your side and explain clearly what the problem is, everyone will think you're a cunt and have no sympathy for you.

As a person I hate Bob Crow, but he represents a union which voted for strike action, people don't strike just for the hell of it, they are losing wages, so there must be a problem which isn't being addressed by the management. But without communicating this effectively, the unions are going to get themselves emasculated and teh public won't care, until it's too late.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

They usually strike when there's a bank holiday and they fancy a nice barbecue or something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

as far as i can see
it's because they don't want to work on platforms, they want to stay in the nice warm ticket offices.

the useless lazy twats. i saw a woman nearly get killed at barons court the other night, and then because she was pissed, she turned on the two blokes who had saved her from falling on the tracks. all 3 of the nightstaff were watching it on cctv from the office. not one of them went downstairs to help.

lazy workshy twats!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:09, Reply)

The management want to cut 800 staff

(Bazongaloid, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Enough about Pires.
What do you think of Crow, Monts?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

He's OK, don't mind him at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'm gonna cuddle you one day!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I don't want your student AIDS, fuck off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

ssssh now, it's ok, come here big fella.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I don't even live in London
and I still want to set fire to his smug, self righteous face.
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I don't know what he looks like
I imagine looking a little like Crow, but evil.


EDIT: Our Supreme Crow is safe. He looks nothing like Bob Crow.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Google 'fat fucking cunt'
He'll be the first entry
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Holy Shit...
...Mum?

EDIT: Haha, James Corden is third on it! Just make sure you turn off filtering before you check
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I wish I hadn't gone looking now = ((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Makes two of us.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

He looks like a bouncer
and/or a massive pie munching twat. Fortunately Supreme Crow is lacking in these qualities as I recall, although all I can really remember is the flowing, girlish locks...
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

And the dress sense of an elderly lesbian.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

You leave my mum out of this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Hello, Montilicious.
How goes it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Not so bad, not so good: the usual....
By the way anyone who won't kiss you when you're dressed as a telephone, especially now your hair isn't frankly terrifying, is clearly a stupid bender.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It was a rotary dial one, too.
but thank you for your kind words :)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Hehe, meanie
although in about 15 years time I can see him looking like James May in check rather than floral...
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

It was his own words...
I imagine he might finally accept himself for who he is later in life and start dressing in leather and PVC.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Okay, I keep seeing this.
What the hell is a Bob Crow when it's at home?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 12:14, Reply)