Cheese with fruit in it
is an absolute fucking abberation and should be banned under the Geneva convention.

Let cheese be cheese for fuck's sake.

Although i did once have a nice strong cheddar with pickled onion in it and it was superb
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:17, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what about
christmas cake cheese?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:19, Reply)

Whaaaat?

(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

had some once
tasted both of christmas cake and cheese and yet was pretty nice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Can't stand Christmas cake
so I doubt it would be a winning combination in my book. I don't like fruit in general; the texture makes me puke and the smell of many fruits makes me nauseous. Especially pineapple.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

In fact the mere smell of pineapple is enough to make me vomit at ten paces.
The taste of it will simply make me explode in general, so nobody hand me a slice of ham and pineapple pizza without actually deploying a tarpaulin and / or evacuating the premises. It's THAT bad.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

*throws away novelty pinapple shaped dalek birthday present*
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

is that the wrong way round, by any chance?
otherwise, that's pretty weird
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Maybe BGB took a perfectly good Dalek
And made a pineapple out of it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

seems like her style

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:29, Reply)

I'm lolwacky me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Pineapple on a pizza is
wrong, wrong, wrong.

There is nothing right about it at all.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Pineapple is just wrong, full stop.
It looks like a deviant's sex toy and has the taste of Christ know's what. It. Is. EVIL!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Calm down!
Non of us has any pinapple at the moment.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

JUST THE MERE MENTION IS MAKING ME QUEASY, BGB!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

Christmas cake is wrong

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Or a lemon cheesecake?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Lemon cheesecake is fine, oddly enough.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:21, Reply)

i have strawberry cheesecake
RIGHT NOW!!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Go away please.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Cheesecake
Is fantastic.

The end.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:28, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:30, Reply)

I've been validated by BGB
*Beams*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

and I feel validated by both BGB and Jeff
so I win
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:33, Reply)

I do give good validation, don't I.

( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

The best.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Some are.
However I can see no redeeming features whatsoever in ruining a perfectly good dish with strawberries. They are arse grapes from Beelzebub's own fetid bottom.

I have to go for a smoke now just to take the bloody metaphorical taste and smell away.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Have you tried that Ilchester one with the peppers and chiles?
I'm rather partial.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I'm sort of with you on that
I don't like cheese that's been faffed about with too much, but wensleydale with blueberries in really is the shit. Just seen your post about pineapple so I shan't tell you about my deep and abiding love for cheese and pineapple sticks...
(berk, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Please fuck off now.
In the nicest possible way, of course.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Sorry DG
But cheese and pineapple, on cocktail sticks, stuck into half a grapefruit that has been covered in foil. AND arranged so it looks like a hedgehog is the greatest of all the buffet items.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:31, Reply)

I've not been to a party like that in years

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:32, Reply)

You're missing out.
Especially if you can finish your buffet off with an Artic Roll.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:34, Reply)

I love artic roll.
Sponge and icecream. What's not to love.
( girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

To be honest
It doesn't taste as good as it did when I was a kid.

Worth covering it in 'ice-magic' to get it that full-on 1970's taste.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

or instant whip

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

OMG!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:35, Reply)

OMG
Good? Or OMG bad?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:38, Reply)

OMG AWESOME!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:41, Reply)

I've got my eye on you an' all, Jeff.
You fucking pineapple pervert.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Sorry DG.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:39, Reply)