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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Three cheese butties and a sausage roll.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Proper lol!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)
ain't no flies on you!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:43, Reply)
I've had booze.
It makes me as sharp as a tack.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:45, Reply)
I may have to get me some then, can you help?
you are in WILLENIUM'S FLAT there is a bottle of VODKA and DRY MARTINI to the SOUTH. exit from desk is to the EAST.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:54, Reply)
*heads to bedroom*
*steals underpants*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)
FUCK MARTINI

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:58, Reply)
you attempt to fuck MARTINI
but you are distracted by the sound of someone stealing your UNDERPANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:00, Reply)
FUCK UNDERPANTS

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)
You fuck your UNDERPANTS
a cotton chafe does +50 damage to your nether regions. There is a door to the south
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Come to mine.
I have gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:02, Reply)
sloe?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:03, Reply)
fairly, it's not moved very far from where I put it last.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)
YAY!
bait taken...I was expecting more like "no, it's just the way I type"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
I like that it's purple.
I don't think I've had it other than in a Slow Comfortable Screw
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)
it's nicer than gin
my ex made some once
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)
I'll have to check it out

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
i think it's nearly sloe picking time
and it's pretty easy to make your own. You will need: sloes, sugar cheapass gin, bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)
I just don't know what sloes are

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=sloes&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=581

(oh yeah, don't pick until after first frost of the year)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
I'd imagine it'd be a nice date to go sloe picking :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:24, Reply)
you have found a POLITE INVITATION
but the burning sensation of MARTINI in your JAP'S EYE makes you smudge your RSVP CARD. there are exits to the south, west and south south west.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:04, Reply)
CLEANSE JAP'S EYE with ORGASM

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:05, Reply)
AND FIRE

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)
you dont have any MATCHES

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)
my face, your arse!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:25, Reply)
+50 points

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:32, Reply)
you orgasm
Your spunk spells out the konami code reveling a door to the west
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:08, Reply)
ENTER KONAMI CODE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
You enter the konami code
The door opens to reveal a Bathroom. Inside is AFTERSHAVE
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
DRINK AFTERSHAVE
You gain +400 Russian Points and grow a HANDSOME MUSTACHE
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:15, Reply)
FUCK YEAH
you twiddle your MUSTACHE in a villainous manner.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:17, Reply)
WEST

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:06, Reply)
You stub your toe on the COUCH
at the cost of -5 manna you gain +100 agony and +200 swearing ability. you clearly meant to go south. were there is an ASHTRAY
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:10, Reply)
SOUTH SOUTH WEST

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)
You head south south west
in front of you is a KETTLE, TEA BAGS and a TEAPOT
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:14, Reply)
FUCK TEAPOT

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:16, Reply)
you make sweet love to the tea pot
carefully placing it on your A-Z OF SHEFFIELD when you are done
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:18, Reply)
I don't have a jap's eye.
Mine are distinctly european.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:07, Reply)
Your eyes are beautiful
all 3 of them
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:11, Reply)
*flutters eyelashes*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 4 Oct 2010, 20:12, Reply)

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