Yeah I do that
I'll have a weekend of drinking beautiful smoothies and I'll decide that it's my new way of life and I'm going to be a religiously healthy smoothie-making queen, until I run out of fruit and have to go back to drinking orange squash again.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Like my healthy eating episodes
They last about a week, then I run out of healthy food and am too lazy to to go to Tesco and deal with PEOPLE, so I order a pizza in, because I've been good and healthy and deserve a treat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Wiggy won't eat healthy food. He tries to tell me that deep fat frying isn't that bad.
I've been trying to train my body to do the splits for over a year now and I'll do the stretchy exercises for a week religiously, then I'll forget. Same with situps, I'll be all "I'm going to get up early and do 50 situps before work", I'll manage it maybe twice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:21, Reply)

'I know, I'll buy a couple of yoga dvds..'
'..and get up early and do 20 minutes before work!'

Pfft. I think I managed it ONCE.
(berk, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I did really well with doing my WiiFit for half an hour before work
but then I had to do loads of overtime instead and I want WiiFit too so I've convinced myself that I should wait until someone buys it me for my birthday.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I gave up on my 100 pressups and 200 situps challenges
I keep meaning to restart them, but meh, effort.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I got to week 3
my mrs bought one of those things that aid you in doing situps too. (ab-cruncher?) and it has mostly sat under the bed....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Week 3 for me too
It started to get really hard, so I caved.
Might restart it and see about looping week 3 until I can carry on.
No pain no gain, right?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:32, Reply)

My stomach is well aching today after doing the plank in pole class yesterday
and one of my students held it for ages so I had to hold it longer because it doesn't look very good if the teacher collapses after thirty seconds, wheezing and crying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:36, Reply)

my personal trainer
makes me do it on the power plate for added pain. ouch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I never dared try the power plate when I used to go to the gym
I didn't know how to work it and I didn't want everyone staring. The few times I have seen people on it, they get into the strangest positions!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

they're great
but only if you mix them with all the other stuff. you do see some muppets just sitting on them, expecting miracles. just switch them on and stand on your tiptoes, that's your calves done. but don't expect to be able to walk for the next 24 hours!

my colleague goes to a keep-fit class on powerplates, she says it's murder. and she does that 6am army training on clapham common, so she's pretty fit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I could never do that bootcamp style fitness
I hate being shouted at and it doesn't motivate me.

I only like fun exercise like trampolining and dancing. I find Pilates and Yoga really good for relaxing rather than working out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:56, Reply)

yeah
I could do with doing that too.

the stupid thing is it only takes about 5 minutes every couple of days and I still don't manage to find the time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I know what you mean
It's too easy to forget, I need to set aside some time to do it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:43, Reply)

yeah
if I could drag myself out of bed before the very last moment in the mornings I'd try and do it then.

I haven't been swimming in months either.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I hate them, the big metal thing that looks like of like a roll cage?
I find it much easier doing them on my own.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:35, Reply)

yeah, those things
I find it alright. my stomach muscles are shit though. too much time spent lurking under loads of flab
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:42, Reply)

I hate being a girl, I have stupid stomach and hip padding
which is completely unnecessary until I want a baby. My stomach is really strong so it should be a six pack, but it's hidden under my squidgy bits.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:58, Reply)

My female friend, who pole dances, has a six pack.
Your move.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:59, Reply)

i have bought so much gym stuff
for my flat that i have to use it or i'll cry thinking about what else i could have bought with all that money. ha, my boxing punchy kicky tube thing finally arrived last night. it's bloody massive. i don't actually know how i am going to get it out of the box.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I had that very thought round yours this morning.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:31, Reply)

hahahaha
you have excelled your own pervy self here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:37, Reply)