you're not on fb are you big fella?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I am on facebook.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I assumed you were old and bitter like Monty and not up for such new fangled stuff
plus you hate us and want nothing to do with us in real life!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Your point being?
(Actually, I don't hate you all)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

OH HAI JEFF!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Morning TGB

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

This comes as no surprise whatsoever.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I haven't got one
are you surprised!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Not in the slightest
But I reckon you'd LOVE to have me as a Facebook friend as it'll increase the number of people you've snared and it'll make you look dead popular amongst your real friends.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Aye but I also enjoy a good cull
Get up to a certain figure than knock off a load. It's very satisfying deleting people.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Re your request.
Get fucked. :-)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

one day xx

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

But I just imagine
Your 'status updates' will be the best one-line comments about recent events posted on here, but by someone funnier than you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:15, Reply)

they're usually about the wire.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:16, Reply)

one of them was for a little while until you outed me on here

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

nah they are usually nonsensical and narcissistic
or quotes from shit telly shows. You know what even I don't want to be my friend anymore.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

You do really.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I hate myself and want to die.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Fuck Off Kurt.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Oh well, whatever. Nevermind.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Are you sure we can't work this out?
It feels like there is something in the way
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

We've gotta find a way - a better way.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:24, Reply)

i am so not adding you now
just so you can delete me as part of your circus of pain
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

come to me Rachel, so I can cast you away at my whim.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

^ What she says.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I usually survive most people's culls
it's because I only post status updates about food and embarrassing things that have happened to me and everything is spelled correctly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I delte those that can't spel
becausse there idiots
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

I don't mind the bad spelling as much as the intentional txt spk

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I h8 that 2
Proper English is the way forward.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I deleted about 8 people on Saturday
Then you went and added me. Grrr.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I was going to guess that you deleted me
Until I remembered seeing you post something this morning which confused me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Why would I delete you
you div
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

you're welcome

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)