I've had a couple of really random things
same as in real life. I attract unoffensive, not particularly weird people who tell me odd stuff in non-sequiteurs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Like me?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:06, Reply)

yeah, pretty much
it's usually reasonably entertaining, but sometimes it'd be nice to have someone normal person interested in having a conversation or something.

and still, despite playing some really good gigs recently, being lead guitarist in a band has not had given me a single scrap of female attention. I might not need it, or be in a position to capitalise on it, but it'd still be nice.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Female attention is always nice
Caveats: They must be at least of average looks, not fat munters. Also no mental bitches.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:11, Reply)

yeah
all I get is fake love from someone I've not met from the internet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:17, Reply)

oh so now I'm not good enough eh?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

you are the one flinging yourself at other people....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:20, Reply)

ohh I was so close

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

VIPROS I LOVE YOU!!
*whips off top*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:36, Reply)

*points to the caveats*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

*sighs*
I know dear
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Goddamit, what does a girl have to do to get some attention round here?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:50, Reply)

boob photos

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Throw a cat in a wheelie bin.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

pretend you're an American businessman with a bird called Cyrstal
go on a fake trip to En-ger-land and wow us with your American take on our country. And gaz Roota daily alternating between begging for forgiveness and blind rage.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I do that last part anyway, Roota's a bitch.
I'm sorry Roota, I didn't mean it, please take me back!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I got a gaz from a guy who read my QOTW entry where I mentioned getting dizzy walking down spiral stairs
and he gave me a tip on how to avoid it. It fucking works and everyfink. Although he did point out that his 5 year old has the same problem and that's how he knows how to fix it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:10, Reply)

The best trick is to close your eyes
And run as fast as you can down them. You should try it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

It works even better
If you are carrying some sharp knives.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Last time I asked one of my friends if there was lightning as well as the thunder we were experiencing
he suggested I go outside in a foil hat to find out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:53, Reply)

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEDOTHIS!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I dislike you.
Funnily enough Wiggy has stacked it twice on those stairs and I have yet to do so, so ha.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Still
It's a nice touch. He didn't need to bother.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Nice of you to not mention this life changing tip.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Fine.
I'll probably describe it all wrong and someone will break their neck. He said you should focus on one point fully to the left of you (if your stairs go to the left) and then as you walk around, keep your head in that position until you're facing as much to the right as possible. Then turn your head quickly to start again. He likened it to how ballet dancers do pirouettes, keeping their head still and then turning it sharply.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

when have you seen ballet dancers going down spiral staircases eh?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:58, Reply)

all the time.
Just this morning I passed one on the stairs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:16, Reply)

you big stinking fibber

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:22, Reply)

I thought
she was talking about farts.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:25, Reply)

KITTY DOESN'T LIKE TOILET HUMOUR

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Really?
I must apologise.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I used to have to do that on the roundabout in the park.*
When the kids were younger and we took them to the playground.
Cave Duck = Not a predatory park paedo.
(Cave Duck, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:04, Reply)