is thinking people should post the best gaz they have recieved - take names off obviously.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:15, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I received this Gaz at 11:08
add me then you mongoloid
a***** c*****
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

you lucky devil you!
is there any mid week footie?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Fuck off, no chance.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:18, Reply)

^This
Both to protect myself and others.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:21, Reply)

"Please don't come to ***** I don't want to be raped"
Easily my best /\
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Is the ****** Milton Keynes?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Ha!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

i wouldn't know where to start
well alright, i might do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:26, Reply)

none of mine are very interesting
apart from all the ones from Kitty obviously, but I'm not sharing that stuff with you people.

Some of the stuff from Lab is....interesting...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:29, Reply)

*glares*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:43, Reply)

I'm sorry dude
this isn't going to go away for a good while. Too amusing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:45, Reply)

For you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Is this about that Picture?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:47, Reply)

that's the point ;-)
you are assuming what I was referring to though. could have been something completely different
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:48, Reply)

But it wasn't, was it
Nothing else I've sent you has been interesting. Warped, maybe, but not interesting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:49, Reply)

ok, you've got me
if it is really troubling you that much I will try and stop myself from mentioning it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Nah it isn't troubling me
Just playing to it, like you and Kitty play on the romance thing, and we all play to TGB being horrid when in fact she's lovely.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I see no evidence of the latter.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

she saves it all up for a chosen few
she has to be horrible to everyone else because she is so nice to a few people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Using that logic there must be a handful of people who had a really rough time
off of Ghandi and Mother Theresa
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:01, Reply)

that genuinely made me chuckle
just imagining Mother Theresa helping someone out, receiving a tap on the shoulder and when she sees who it is going "LOOK CAN'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

thanks for the decree of exclamation
BOBBY MADE A FUNNY!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I made an effort and everything asking about your cupcakes
*huffs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I know, I'm sorry badge
I appreciate your efforts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Can I have some details about your cupcakes too?
I'm hoping we're using euphemisms here...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:23, Reply)

thought I'd check
I wasn't going to stop anyway :-P

particularly given Kitty's response a little further down :-D
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's been hyped far far too much to ever show it
Plus, it's far far too horrific to ever show it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I bet it's well lame
like your face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:05, Reply)

LIKE YOUR MUM'S FACE!
YESSSSS!!!!!!!!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:08, Reply)

LIKE YOUR GRANS FACE
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

My Gran had a stroke
So you're not wrong.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I thought she died and your granddad started boning someone 20 years his junior?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

I can have two grans y'know
My mum's mum died about 18 years ago.
My dad's mum is 90 this year, and had a stroke about 2 years ago.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I kind of want to see it again

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I'm not sending it to you again

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:12, Reply)

what is it of? not fussed about seeing it really but what's the subject?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:15, Reply)

FUCKING STOP IT

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I like this one, ok then.
Thank you so much for last night, I can't believe you managed to do all the things you did. I have never been so satisfide in my life, you may not be the biggest in the world, but you sure are the best. I saw fireworks and diamonds by the end of it, my knees are still trembling, I'm finding it hard not to walk. And at the cruchendo, when you did that thing with your tounge and my left elbow, I'm pretty sure I saw god himself. I will never know what it's like to take grade-A smack, what it's like to win the lotto, what it's like to find pure and unadulterated pleasure; but I'm sure this is the closest I'd ever get.

I was wondering, I have some friends who I would like to introduce you to for their birthdays; Nancy from Hollyoaks, Cat Deeley, Nigella Lawson and that cute chinese girl who is sometimes on telly.

Yours, foreverly,,

[name obmitted].
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:30, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:31, Reply)

p.s. Can I pay your mortgage?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I've never had so much respect for someone from the internet when he managed to get some bint off the net to pay his mortgage.
That's some pretty good trolling there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:35, Reply)

He is the master
if only he could write a simple list of ways to be like him.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I feel a bit bad about trolling her off the board, she was quite an easy target in a lot of respects, and if I had known I could have gotten my mortgage paid (and/or ) bumhole pics...
... well I would have totally played this one out differently.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Bumhole pics?
O_o
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:27, Reply)

Yeh', I thought she was sharing bumhole pictures of herself (taken using a series of pullies and leavers), but turns it I was wrong, she was just paying people's mortgages.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:44, Reply)

.... which works well for me, if I had the choice, I'd rather someone pay my mortgage than send me a bumhole pic.
However, if it's only bumhole pics that are on the cards, i'd take that one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Was it from Sexface?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Ask Lampito

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I quite like this one:
"I am desperate EVERY WEEK!"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 11:44, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*
Was that me?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 12:56, Reply)