Mine would be along the lines of:
Vipros, you're a smug cunt
Monty, you're a music cunt
Agnostic Antichrist, you're a tranny cunt
Labia Majora, you're a spikey haired cunt
Darth, you're a gay cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:23, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Nice to have a theme running through your work

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

C+
Must do better
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:24, Reply)

WHERE'S MY VALIDATION EH?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:25, Reply)

you're a beat me at pool cunt

(PsychoChomp, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Don't feel too bad
He beat TGB at air hockey too. And Kaol at life.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:28, Reply)

The table was rigged
RIGGED
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

I don't care
You made me hold your bag, and then Clendrix told me off when I whack-a-mole'd it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:31, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
I'd forgotten about that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

nobody's ever beaten me at air hockey
i think that and table tennis are my only two sports.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Yeah, they'd totally put a much better player than you at the other end.
THOSE BASTARDS.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Sadly, unless I manage to find a better girlfriend than Mel, Kaol's still winning that one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Might be hard
Mel is lovely in every way apart from her taste in men.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:38, Reply)

And the fact she's welsh

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Aww I didn't get a mention.
Even Bert mentioned me in his flounce. I has a sad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:01, Reply)